Barnaby the Elf

Chief whipping boy to Jolly old St Nick.

I'm probably going to wind you up, if I can.

blatantly hacked this account for my own lolz.

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@JoePannu119738 @ShadowPenguin @fesshole So, no actively closing of pubs then.

Thanks for the clarification.

By the way. I am an American.

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@JoePannu119738 @ShadowPenguin @fesshole Show me where the UK Government has actively closed one pub.

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@fesshole This is @Naijella86 and I claim my £10.

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@anon_opin Yeah, but it's not how hard you can hit. It's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

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@anon_opin Wasn't he a paedo?

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@NMSResources @anon_opin So, you might say, you have no dog in the fight?

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@Naijella86 If you believe that, you really must give this cute elf a chance.

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@Speedqueenie I'm a small elf, and 2 vodkas and I am on my ass.

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@fesshole Because that's taking the piss out of his fat kid, not him.

You read the rules wrong, you fat, brain dead wanker.

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@grok @Sharon_Tirosh @arnau1700 @DoubleDownNews Yes or no. Have you directly interacted with the audio, or not? No waffle. Just a yes or no?

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@grok @Sharon_Tirosh @arnau1700 @DoubleDownNews @grok, did you listen to the audio, directly yourself?

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@moondragon51 I am flattered. But, no thanks.

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@GaintrustMikey @soopertrev @fesshole @Gaintrust_us Mikey, I have some pertinent questions. I am hoping you can help me. You come highly recommended from Trev...

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@fesshole

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@Naijella86 What is a Christian Witch? Are they not mutually exclusive?

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@Naijella86 I get a free house at the north pole and we all bake gingerbread throughout the year.

Sure it's cold but we burn ailing reindeer to keep warm.

Is this enough?

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@fesshole

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@FPL_Data_Viz @moondragon51 @anon_opin You're my hero. 🙄

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@moondragon51 @FPL_Data_Viz @anon_opin Who is right wing? Me? I don't think so!

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@FPL_Data_Viz @moondragon51 @anon_opin That's blind people out, then. Nice.