Hails

Professional overthinker.
Amateur observer.
Tweets for people who say *that's so true.

[Hails @Eli2ke]

One of the strangest things about adulthood is that nobody tells you when you've met someone for the last time.
One conversation just, becomes the final one. Last night my neighbor in the village fell of an avocado tree, He didn't get up

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@InsiderBuzzX Hii Nairobi akuna mtu wa mtu

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@mwizikhafila A friend of my friend was approached by a certain pastor's assistant ajifanye she couldn't talk apewe thao after service akakataa,, alikuwa anadai 3K but pasta hakufika bei😂😂

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@kingfula_evans lakini mbona Watu hawapendi kuoga?

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@landpalestine Whaaat? He really can see the future, He can even tell after Monday it's Tuesday

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I'm pretty sure no Man has ever made a woman orgasm.

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@LudoKingke4 Pesa imeingia

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@Thebiglade Only when I have money,, When I'm broke my fingers itch to post

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@iam_kante I've made peace na kujiongelesha

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@muheediva01 Always, I need help

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@Entr_dawood I love this app😂

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@itsKvngWhillz I would ask I can join

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@Miss_Teddy0 I want a gay best friend

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@abcofficial4 Baba

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@Kotsocha_ke This picture is not AI

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@Odo_fix Sorrows, sorrows and prayers

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What's one social rule everyone pretends exists but actually doesn't?

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@siya_later___ @realyobarnub He's trying anything but impress you lol

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@realyobarnub They're about to explode

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@KeEquityBank Thank you,,, Next time Maybe just highlight what the charges covered

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Does equity deduct money when you transfer M-pesa ama wameniibia? @KeEquityBank

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@utdcynical Why are you not pointing out the disrespect thy were subjecting Mbappe to?