Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂

In the words of Fall Out Boy “I don’t care what you think, as long as it’s about me” 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

You fucked me with @russdiemon playing in the background -

And you expected me NOT to catch feelings 🥲

[Eva Galán @clariateka]

Cuando tu jefe te dice: "Estamos todos en el mismo barco"

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

@pinkorangesun This one is my favorite

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

@_oceaninspace **add to cart**

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

@luegoeslurking They are making what now?

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

@sidnney_henrich I really hope we get a full episode of his pov lol

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

Congooooooooo!!! ⚽️

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

Actually he’s green with envy and jealousy

[evelyn 🍂🏒 @CaboomPrim]

you seem pretty sad for a boy so in love

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

@kirinowafter This one is mine😻

[myera verá a bts EN VIVO @fumurumi]

ya decía yo q era demasiado bueno para ser verdad, realmente nakamura era el sacrificio para q yoshiki se confesara 💔

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

What a phenomenal fucking show tonight @deceits_band 👏👏👏

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

It’s so odd to fill up my calendar but you’re no longer in it

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

being a girlfriend is temporary but being the sexy ex is forever

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

I’m getting drunk tonight can feel it

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

The best thing I did as a plus size woman is to start wearing crop tops

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

I hope his pito never stands up with anyone else ever again.

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

I just keep thinking that it’s going to be okay.

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

“I used AI to create this flyer 🙂”
Yeah we can tell because it looks like shit.

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

Why are men so fucking embarrassing?

[Eliza the 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓 🦂 @EliConchas14]

He said “no romancing” and then PROCEEDED TO SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET