Eli Sanchez

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

Me: have you heard of our lord of flavor?

Stranger: you mean lord and savior?

Me: ummmmm no?

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

@karlsss1 @SavDyer04 ...

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

I think government pay should be directly linked to approval ratings, the people don’t like what you do your get payed less

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

Hypothetically speaking if we overthrow the gov, do they get to keep the debt and we like start fresh orrr? I’m just asking, I mean that’s who owns student loans too sooo

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

@karlsss1 Do you want a bigger claw clip for your birthday?

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

@karlsss1 Well you probably should have led with the potatoes 😤

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

If you know a good Divorce lawyer let ya boy know

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

There’s nothing I love more than cuddling with my wife before bed, however there’s nothing she loves more than criminal minds before bed so I’ll be sleeping alone tonight @karlsss1

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

@karlsss1 No they do, and they put a huge strain on aquifers nationally, the popularity of almond milk is partially to blame

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

Just a reminder it takes 1900 gallons of water to make 1 pound of almonds, 1.1 gallons each

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

@karlsss1 That California’s constant droughts are easily avoidable

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

@karlsss1 I want a divorce, she can’t even finish a marg an an hour n’a half

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

@JadeeSanchez And you fuckin fell for it too😂 what a nerd😂

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

@karlsss1 7th actually but I’m that’s not the point

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

@karlsss1 What a cute little wife you are😘

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

I’m not trying to say anything about the election but if you think that chocolate milk is better than strawberry... don’t even talk to me

[Atum @DefiApes]

How did hedge funds think they stood a chance when this was our training ground?

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

And anyone in gov supporting this is directly against the people

[Eli Sanchez @EliDirty]

With all these stock apps freezing your buying power to support these big firms, it would be a good time to start a new app that supports the people