Elijah Goodell

i didn’t win any senior superlatives

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

When did multiple 60 second ad breaks during a 12 minute long YouTube video become normal? How am I supposed to lock in to a 2018 LeBron playoffs highlight tape if I get interrupted by Kalshi ads every 3 minutes. LeBron needs me, this is bullshit

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

Honestly I feel bad for Patriots fans. Usually when Drake Maye has 3 turnovers and throws for less than 200 yards, they win. Must be really confusing.

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

@KnowerOfBans Broke my heart when I learned this. But glad I learned sooner than later

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

@heykayadams Insane insight here from Gronk! Just put a spy on Josh and he’s taken care of. Can’t believe nobody’s thought of that.

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

Division winner gets home field advantage unless there’s a 3-win diff. in their records. If a wild card team is 12-5 and the division winner is 10-7, division winner gets home field. If the wild card team is 13-4 they get home field. So it only applies in egregious situations

[DaWindyCity Productions @dwcprodz]

I might be in the minority here but I really love that the NFL rewards winning your division

Sure it could end up hurting the Bears this year. But I’ve always loved that divisional games are super important in the NFL. Don’t make it like the NBA

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

@davidhogg111 Take the win

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

@RealmRavens Your qb threw the same amount of picks and accounted for 6 fewer touchdowns than Josh Allen today.

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

Is Travis Kelce still good enough at football to keep getting away with physically assaulting his coaches on the sideline during prime time football games?

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

@kkyle4kT @TJDMCR Lamar being injury prone isn’t a good argument for him being better than Josh lmao

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

@SamOconnell2 @chapelfowler Yeah klubnik probably would’ve scored 14 more points if this didn’t happen… Not!!!! Follow my boy @SamOconnell2 for more ruthless sports takes

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

because you know the narrative would've been about lamar deserving MVP last year if they won, despite the fact that henry ran for 170 & 2 on 9.4 per carry. but josh puts the literal franchise on his back and wins despite his newly paid RB1 going for 44 yards on 3.4 per carry.

[Nick Veronica @NickVeronica]

This game was was a good example of last season’s MVP debate.

Two truly amazing players. Lamar Jackson conducts a well oiled machine. Josh Allen is singular.

[Nick Veronica @NickVeronica]

This game was was a good example of last season’s MVP debate.

Two truly amazing players. Lamar Jackson conducts a well oiled machine. Josh Allen is singular.

[Tyrell Shavers @rell4six]

God is truly amazing 🙏🏾❤️

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

@TheSeppticTank @makethatVJsingh Dude it’s just a game. I agree don’t wear sweatpants to a nice golf course, but just chill out. You aren’t better than anyone else because you play golf

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

Notice how he doesn’t deny it. Like zero attempt to deny the accusations

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

A protester interrupts Ron DeSantis at an event today: “Is that your fucking legacy? You bow down to a fucking pedophile! You’re a fucking pedophile!”

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

Feel like I grew a lot today (blocked Dov Kleiman)

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

MJ can do what he wants, not his fault. It’s the media’s fault for still considering this impressive after all these years. Any NBA player could do this tonight and it wouldn’t even make SportCenters top ten plays tomorrow

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Still makes no sense as to why Jordan did this move 😭

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

@sgoodell14 Didn’t know you were such a big fan

[Elijah Goodell @EliGoodell]

Quadir Copeland was like the 8th best player on the Syracuse basketball 2 years ago, transferred to McNeese and got further in the tourney than Cuse has in 5 years