Eli J Halterman

I am an 80 year old man. At heart and mind.

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@marcrebillet Coming to your show in Rochester. Super pumped! Any chance you could sign my vax card as my official “third dose”?

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My new chair! #Secretlab

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@jimmyjohns I ordered over an hour ago - store received order - called the store and no one is answering... #NOTfreakyfast

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

Thanks for your #RockLock entries. So much Rox love! Winners have been selected but maybe we'll do it again sometime!

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#RockLock

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But this one goes to 11... #ThisIsSpinalTap

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Logic just jumped out of the window and his coat-tails are flapping around the corner into that dark alley... #OnMyOwnForThis

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New goal: to want something as bad as Uriah Hall does. #kicksfordays #intheface #withmyBROKENfoot!

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Seeing the Tourists! If I can't be at Coors when on the road, gotta support the prospects! @Rockies @GoTourists #MiLB

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Just finished the brainstorming for the 2nerds1podcast first episode! Look for updates soon!

[Eli J Halterman @EliHalterman]

@kenarkind where are going to be this summer? I am hoping we can meet up. It has been too long!

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I am not going to change I am just because you can't handle it #dontbesojudgemental

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Here's to things maybe working out #youneverknow

[Ken Arkind @kenarkind]

Stop putting bacon on everything!!! It doesn't make you a culinary maverick it makes you an asshole.

[Eli J Halterman @EliHalterman]

Back "home". The life of a TAD... #tour

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Apparently this is not my week to fly #airportproblems

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Now that I have a smart phone, I will be tweeting more frequently #mightaswell

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Misreading things and getting really excited and then depressed... #rediculous

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Best part of my day? Pedal boating with a beer, topped off with some whiskey back at the house #80yearoldsoul

[Eli J Halterman @EliHalterman]

First play-through = 49 of 53 accomplishment medals! @masseffect #addicted #insanity