Dangerous When Confused

I am...

posting jokes and also satire, don't become convinced that this persona has intentions.

[Dangerous When Confused @EliInvincible]

I may or may not have made some inflammatory comments on this app and others, and a visit from a certain three letter agency may have reminded me that it's time to clean up my act and re center myself.

No more drunk tweeting, and I do not wish harm on any living creatures.

[Neon Galactic @jfrickingfaulk]

House MK Ultra hearing today was informative, minus some anti-NIH blather, and dark. The book “Chaos,”written by Tom O’Neill, is a must-read for folks trying to grok the CIA and its abuses, underlining the need for skepticism when dealing with the IC and all its claims. #ufoX

[Dangerous When Confused @EliInvincible]

All these jackass clips remind me of the time I got inside a shopping cart and had my brother run me full speed into a wall outside of Wal-Mart.

That was a truly excellent bit

[Dangerous When Confused @EliInvincible]

@NoNamecdz @victim_burn77 I wouldn't include everyone, but based i guess? Such a different world from when I was young.

[Dangerous When Confused @EliInvincible]

@NoNamecdz @victim_burn77 Can't tell if fedposting or genuine human, well played.

[Dangerous When Confused @EliInvincible]

I do not think, I know.

I do not blink, I sow.

[DJ @literallyme021]

Best tweet 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Dangerous When Confused @EliInvincible]

@NoNamecdz @victim_burn77 Who said anything about jews? I bet if the statistic you're quoting is true, that those were good people who died that day.

[Dangerous When Confused @EliInvincible]

Statistics are like tying a baby elephant to a stick. Worry about yourself, it's all good.

[Dangerous When Confused @EliInvincible]

@KelleySire82511 @victim_burn77 Yeah I saw this comment after I already posted my response. Sorry bud not trying to steal your fake internet points, we had the same thought but it was translated into different words.

[Bot @Galacticalss]

Genuine gold of a comment

[Dangerous When Confused @EliInvincible]

@chasedbywasps Nobody tell the cherry popping daddies about this post.

[Dangerous When Confused @EliInvincible]

@RealCandaceO Also, what if Charlie was indeed Erica's mask, but he was also a part of the same evil club as her? Much to consider. Hope the Mormons don't come after me for saying this?

[Dangerous When Confused @EliInvincible]

@RealCandaceO do you have any thoughts on this theory? I dont watch much of your content so I dont know if you have a stance on this.

[Dangerous When Confused @EliInvincible]

Gonna be the first to posit that Charlie Kirk attempted to fake his own death and failed, been considering this from day one.

[Dangerous When Confused @EliInvincible]

Gonna be the first to posit that Charlie Kirk attempted to fake his own death and failed, been considering this from day one.

[ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ ᴘᴜɴᴋ @_space_punk_]

I just reread Scott Alexander's Samsara and realized oh my god I am the meme irl

"Master, until now I have lived an unexamined life. Going to temple every day, meditating, taking the drugs, doing the dances. But I longed for something more. In an old library, I found a book which claimed the ancients knew of a state known as samsara, and of a mystery called the Self. That those who master these mysteries gain strange powers. Using the technique of Greed, they can attain such perfect willpower that they can work eighty hour weeks for abusive bosses without quitting. Using the technique of Lust, they can reach such perfect focus that all their thoughts for months revolve around the same person."

[KD @elitelife_kd]

Damn the Feds took ALLL the streaming sites???!!☹️☹️fuck 12…

[Dangerous When Confused @EliInvincible]

You cannot choose how you are perceived, that's a tough one.

[Dangerous When Confused @EliInvincible]

First of all, everything is going to be fine.

Second of all, AGGHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHĤHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHĤHHHHHHHHHHHHH