Eli Kypfer

@dozertx_

[Eli Kypfer @EliKypfer]

@The_ZachBingham 😎

[Eli Kypfer @EliKypfer]

beer taste best wrapped in some random divorced couples old wedding branded koozie

[Eli Kypfer @EliKypfer]

@DevinLeJeune_TX @8teAPi Such as life

[Eli Kypfer @EliKypfer]

Tbh the world went to shit when we changed the new music release day from Tuesday to Friday

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@realedmo 😬😬

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With @tacobell would quit fuckin around and just bring back cool ranch Doritos locos tacos

[Eli Kypfer @EliKypfer]

Deadass why don’t gyms have TouchTunes

[Eli Kypfer @EliKypfer]

@realsamantics @reebzyfbaby

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@realsamantics @reebzyfbaby Applebees or logans

[Eli Kypfer @EliKypfer]

🙂‍↔️ <- me when I hear the Taco Bell-bell ring in the app

[Eli Kypfer @EliKypfer]

@selectabonus Imma release a solo EP titled “warrior, patriot, legend”

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@realsamantics @reebzyfbaby Do it

[Eli Kypfer @EliKypfer]

I just do not fuck with The Offspring

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@milesmcmillan *edge watch intensifies*

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Man fuck Freddy’s fries

[Eli Kypfer @EliKypfer]

God dammit

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ROOF CLOSED 🏠

Due to unseasonable high humidity and dew point levels we will plan to play with the roof closed for tonight’s game.

[Eli Kypfer @EliKypfer]

@GlobeLifeField Please be open Saturday jfc

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@reebzyfbaby I went to opening day 5 years ago and took shots of jager from someone walking around with a bottle while sitting at a red light trying to park at the stadium. The whole lot is a party