Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis)

athlete. competitor. part time drunk. bit creator.

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

Take a look at me now!!!

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

NBA players easily the biggest cunts in this world. No question. I didn’t even lose a bet in a player opting out. Just facts. That’s why the league numbers are down.

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

@TheIntentOfGod @GeneralMCNews Scientist. I apologize. Merry Christmas.

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

@Alliclaytor5 We did it

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

@tolafolaa @Vance_Wingfield

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

@mhc_76 Yo…wtf? Mike rules. Not one wr more consistent . I don’t think so, that’s just my opinion. I smoke crack for a living though so what the hell do I know?!

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

Pour you up a cup, just to feel something .

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

@dtpalmerrr @BrookieJ07 You should take people from Vick and let us join yours. At least you hit more than 1x every 3-4 weeks

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

❤️

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

@365colt45 #blessed

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

@365colt45 #

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

Hard to believe. I honestly did a straight up backflip tonight and it may have been the most epic moment of my life since the war. Remember the war?

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

I guess I smoked it and will continue at this rate. On god.❤️

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

“Guy at the bar says he’s on weed now “- J.K Rowling

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

Shout out to Asian bitches, let the lights dimsum.

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

@hills_duke Whiskey and ginger never let anyone down.

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

@hills_duke @meowzanin33 Whichever one they have time for. There’s never enough time unfortunately.

[Waterbird (Tomcat Loomis) @EliStone2015]

@hills_duke @meowzanin33 I’ll have the tendies with a light bisque drizzled over top. Please and thank you