Eli Wurster

~ 🩺 Medical Assistant @ FMS 👨🏼‍⚕️ ~ ~ B.S. University of 〽️innesota 23’ ~ Genetics, Journalism, y Español ~ ATΩ - ΓN President (2021 - 2023) ~ Harris2024🇺🇸

[Eli Wurster @EliWurster]

Mental illness is not a joke and it’s not something to joke about. People are seriously hurting and nice tweets can only put a bandaid on the real issue. If everyone stopped to think about how we can bring this into open discussion, this world might be a better place for all.

[Eli Wurster @EliWurster]

This is the first time since being able to remember, that I will actively NOT be watching a presidential address. Fuck you Trump and all you stand for. #fucktrump #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

President @JoeBiden and I finalized a rule that will eliminate medical debt from your credit score.

As someone who has spent my career fighting to protect consumers and lower medical bills, I know our historic rule will help more Americans save money, build wealth, and thrive.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

"Terrorism" if it's a CEO, but "unfixable" if it's school children.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Y’all elected one as President…

[Eli Wurster @EliWurster]

Bruh idgaf that Biden pardoned his son for tax and firearm charges. Trump created a Supreme Court that gave the President immunity, inspired an insurrection and wants to pardon those involved, and has 34 felony counts all of which he wants to pardon. Dude’s just being a good dad.

[Eli Wurster @EliWurster]

WHAT THE ACTUAL OH MY GOD ILONAH MAHER WHAT WAS THAT OH MST GOF I SM GAGGED. I didn’t know they allowed performances that hot on TV 🥵🔥#DWTSFinale

[Eli Wurster @EliWurster]

“Julianne, the real question is why are you in my bed?” … “Is that an invitation?” ~ Julianne Hough #DWTSFinale

Yes ma’am, get it!! 🔥🫢

[Eli Wurster @EliWurster]

“What did you say? You strapped in? No wait, you strapped up, and you swung your sword, right?” ~Carrie Ann Inaba

Genuinely one of the most chaotically iconic things ever said on live TV 😂 #DWTSFinale

[Eli Wurster @EliWurster]

I’ve casually watched Dancing With the Stars since ‘05 when my parents played it on the non-flatscreen TV during dinner, but this season has been the most fun and engrossing experience watching a “reality” show, and I don’t want it to end 🥹🕺🏼💚 #DWTSFinale

[Eli Wurster @EliWurster]

All I have to say is, shame on you America. Shame on you for putting the economy over the literal moral fiber of our nation. Shame. #AmericaIsLost #ShameOnAmerica

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

Conservative men admitting they’re actually worse than the Harris ad depicts

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Republican: Mexicans are killers and thieves!

Republican: Haitians are eating cats!

Republican: Kids don't deserve free school lunch!

Republican: Democrats eat babies!

Republican: Puerto Rico is garbage!

Democrat: You're garbage.

Republican: Whoa...why are you so divisive?

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Some people seem to have forgotten how bad a president Trump was, so I made a list of the 100 Worst Things About the Trump Presidency, in no particular order. Please share and add anything I missed. 🧵

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Trump: "Kamala is a fascist."

Trump: "Kamala is a Communist and Marxist."

Trump: "Kamala is low IQ and mentally impaired."

Trump: "Kamala is a s**t Vice President."

Kamala: "Trump's Chief of Staff said Trump is a fascist."

GOP: "KAMALA NEEDS TO TONE DOWN THE RHETORIC!!!!!"

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

HOLY SHIT MICHELLE OBAMA JUST ROASTED DONALD TRUMP:

“Kamala Harris is not losing her train of thought or stumbling over her words…That's because Kamala Harris is a grown-up. And God knows we need a grown-up in the White House”

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Michelle Obama just laid into Donald Trump like no one has before. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this takedown

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

oh my god snl

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

My ex-husband was in the closet. I've learned to spot the signs of men who are grappling with their sexual orientation....that's all I'm typing.

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

Imagine if Kamala Harris said she was going to withhold disaster assistance to Georgia unless the governor accepted her policy position. How big a story do you think that would be? And for how long?

[Minnesota Volleyball @GopherVBall]

Welcome to our BLOCK PARTY 🎉