the battle at cheeseake factory

[bliss @mbyky2]

His fans will look you dead in the eye and tell you it’s because of mbappe 😭

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Slot machines when you win .75 cents:

[sam goldner @szgoldner]

i knew this already i just didn’t make a big deal about it

[the battle at cheeseake factory @EliahuK]

@jmahumadaf Would be interested in reading. Please share

[@beau @beeeeeeau]

I hope the kids like the candy bowl.

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

Entering the Criterion Closet, browsing wordlessly for ten minutes, and telling the camera, "I'm good."

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

for tonight's entertainment why don't we put the unsubtle homie in a delicate situation

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

before i begin my presentation, i would like to acknowledge that we are gathered here on future chinese land

[Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_]

Obama chuckled. "You mean the chaos emeralds?"

[Eddy Elfenbein @EddyElfenbein]

One of my goals this year is to be less condescending. (Condescending means to talk down to people.)

[꩜ ˙𖦹 ⋆꙳ @nauseahassan]

the bastardization of em dash by chatgpt….this attack on true writers everywhere….alas the ellipses endures uncorrupted….the final trace of human touch….

[Nightmare Vision @GodCloseMyEyes]

BREAKING: several hundred new papal ballots were just discovered in maricopa country

[Allie @searobbing]

Ideally you would just have AI handle all your intimate relationships, hobbies, learning, personal growth etc. and spend all that extra time watching short form video content.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Listening to that spicy ish! To all my amigos south of the border, happy cinco de mayo ❤️

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

I don’t even give af no more bro, this basketball shit getting dry and boring. Bron retiring soon, me and him up outta here very soon. Whole league bout to be shit. We out bro

[bing 🪵 @BingBongLLC]

my wife has entered the transfer portal

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

Me when LeBron retires

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

your parents neglected you because you suck