Elias Apologist

[Jacob Calvin Meyer @jcalvinmeyer]

Coby Mayo has a .789 OPS since he said his dog loves him no matter what

[Elias Apologist @EliasApologist]

@editti22 Teams a joke pathetic

[Elias Apologist @EliasApologist]

@birdlandminute I give up

[Elias Apologist @EliasApologist]

@editti22 Lights get too bright and these pussies fold

[Elias Apologist @EliasApologist]

Trey Gibson is gonna be a dog for the orioles for a long time

[Elias Apologist @EliasApologist]

@UnderdogMLB @FabianArdaya He’s so scared of the orioles

[Elias Apologist @EliasApologist]

@TimBarbalace Thank you Tim!

[Elias Apologist @EliasApologist]

@editti22 Fucking pathetic at this point

[Elias Apologist @EliasApologist]

@editti22 Taylor ward taking every pitch is starting to not be as cute anymore. Swing the fucking bat

[Elias Apologist @EliasApologist]

@WCWIcon @Sidemen Among us sidemen Sunday did better haha

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Rap: Broncos CB Pat Surtain II agreed to contract adjustment giving him $5M raise, chance to make another $5M with a Pro Bowl or All-Pro nod.

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@JasonLaCanfora Shut up bitch

[Elias Apologist @EliasApologist]

@jcalvinmeyer Been on a heater recently JCM

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@ThirstRoundPick KENLEY DOESNT HAVE A CHANGEUP RAHHH

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@afkostka We will be featured on Welcome to Wrexham!

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@jcalvinmeyer How they gonna do the bobble head for the double header

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@JulianTBaron State of orioles so bad rn people really reminiscing about Dan Duquette 😭

[Elias Apologist @EliasApologist]

@Eric_Birdland Framing JLC as unbiased journalism source certainly a choice

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@bgg1991 @KimSchuss @Steveonbaseball Honest belief is that JLC being such a hack and a dweeb our collective coping mechanism as a fan base is just shitting on journalists. Just leave the homie Steve alone

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@bgg1991 @KimSchuss @Steveonbaseball Understand being frustrated with Elias but why tf fighting with beat writers. You think Rubenstein needs an article before realizing team is underperforming. Get a grip and stop being a weirdo