Eli Bates

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[Eli Bates @Elibates315]

Not to be horny on the timeline but I could really go for some crab rangoons right now

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The fact that billionaires still want more money should be studied by the same people who study serial killers.

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

The fact that we're being held hostage by the dumbest 32% of the country is really strange and annoying.

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

Let me reframe this for you. This is the government questioning the government to see if the government covered up for the government in the Epstein files. Shockingly, the government told the government that the government did nothing wrong.

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 𝐂𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐞’𝐬 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐆𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Eli Bates @Elibates315]

@ArchiveLeafy @SusanRTickChar

[໊ @buffys]

all trump supporters are ugly

[Heidi Matthews @Heidi__Matthews]

Flotilla participants are arriving at Istanbul airport. This is what Israel military and prison personnel did to them.

[Eli Bates @Elibates315]

@angel_0f_deathx Mamdani tried it in New York and it literally solved their debt problem

[Pete 🏳️‍🌈 @PeteAscolese]

Paddington if they slayed.

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

When you realise you cannot skip work the way you skipped classes

[Ayushi @Ayushihihaha]

Your 20s gonna be the best years of your life
My 20s: corona, WW3, oil crisis, gas crisis, inflation, hanta, ebola

[the giggler @melonsodsie]

Did we all collectively forget drake is a pedophile or what

[Elon Murz | SVP of Meme Engineering @ecommurz]

90 years later, people r still in the exact same place

[Syrian Girl @Partisangirl]

Israel bombed a 4 year old Palestinian girl in her refugee tent murdering her mother.

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

Chappell Roan is banned from a city for something she didn’t do
Zara larsson lost a multi Million Dollar deal for an abortion joke

Ka*ye gets to play stadiums even after praising Nazis and saying how much he admires Adolf hitler.