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not a reflection of anyone who u might imagine my affiliation with this account! this isn’t mine this is someone else burner account! thanks

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Someone recommended the book to me called “Don Coyote”

First of all they spelt coyote wrong second of all what a dumb fucking idiot

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Dylan L made a really funny joke today about the love train song and one of the countries the love train stops in. I won’t make the joke cause I don’t want the mo sad after me

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Was just thinking. Don’t think I could walk a tightrope.

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The United States has nearly four times more the number of car accidents of any other country in the world. High probability of getting a sandwich named after yourself as well.

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I stopped road raging. I now wish death on
other drivers. I put it in gods hands. I will say “I hope the man in that car dies in a tragic accident and nobody else gets hurt” or something like that.

In America, chances are the wish comes true. 1 in 101 odds actually. Fun fact.

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If you clap on one and three you are a bad person

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@vesperamyst @mangocatlives Actually we all do say all that about the kelce brothers they ar the worste

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@RiggsBarstool But what if that yiu get hit by a drunk driver who is also is a big fan of tiger wood and are or is actually tiger wood would you feel same?

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Lithuanian ion batteries

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Here me out.

Asian Paulie Walnuts

Paulie Walnut Chicken

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My old friend Billy Garlic

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What if Mr beast is banksy gone too far

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Thoughts with Bob Cratchit on this silent night 🙏🏼

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I don’t think there will be any famous tap dancers after Savion Glover

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Been a long time since I’ve had a good corn chowder I’m think about that today. Drop in the comments below where I can get a good CC (corn chowder)

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Anyway bring back pangea

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Bring back pangea. sure ass fuck it would make my life easier and asia would be closer to my house and can get food quicker from asian food which is really hard to find near me

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Oliver plat in the movie chef

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They had a freak off in the movie theater at my advanced screening of the roof man

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If they got charlee kurt a few four years earlier he could’ve been 27 and if he got kilt at age 27 he would’ve been in the 27 club with kurt cobain do you see the connection? It is all beginning to make sense to me