Elijah

One liner extraordinaire

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

@Sixers @TJMcConnell Told you... #thetruth

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

#R.I.P. the phrase, "With y'alls all in budget" @chippergaines @joannagaines #fixerupper #hgtv

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

The Truth #TJ @Sixers @TJMcConnell

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

I know what my dad's doing right now....sleeping. #Game7

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

All this #Debates2016 talk and all i can think of is, did the #okcthunder really get #aquaman to play center? #dcuniverse. @RealStevenAdams

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

I wonder if you can catch phishing scams with #clickbait ?

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

In the tech world, a dead mouse takes new meaning.

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

@ActionBronson should have @neiltyson on #ActionBronsonWatchesAncientAliens #Viceland

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

'We are the music-makers and we are the dreamers of dreams'

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

Before #Facebook the only person to show they liked somthing with a "thumbs up" was #Fonzie

#liked #ayyyy

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

You are always #thinking on your feet, if you're standing.

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

U know ur getting old when you yell at kids for playing on someone else's lawn...

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

U know ur gettin old whn u pull up nxt to a hot girl at a stop light, roll ur window down n say, GET OFF ur PHONE ur going to kill someone!

[BrendanEich @BrendanEich]

@ElijahBarrett86 It was Mocha as codename, then renamed LiveScript (Netscape mktg <3d "LiveFoo"), then JavaScript. Same codebase throughout.

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

How is "Java the hutt" coffee shop not a misappropriation of likeness? I doubt a coffee shop has #Disney money. #alisonchang

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

@BrendanEich @pmarca. Was "JavaScript" a combination of "Mocha" and "Livescript"? The symbiotic nature of coffee and coding is palpable. :)

[BrendanEich @BrendanEich]

@ElijahBarrett86 No, at Netscape, in one of the buildings now occupied by Symantec. A few offsite meetings w/ @pmarca at Peninsula Creamery.

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

@BrendanEich Did you create #JavaScript in a coffee shop? #Mocha

[Olive Garden @olivegarden]

@ElijahBarrett86 We haven't figured that out just yet! 😉

[Elijah @ElijahBarrett86]

@olivegarden delivers now but do they bring unlimited #breadsticks ?