elijah bennett

i’m a pretty good retweeter. he/him

[elijah bennett @ElijahBijah]

yes, Bijah is actually my last name (according to a kid in my freshman year biology class)

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo just wants to set the record straight... ❤️❤️ GO TEAM USA! ⚽

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

next rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Literal murderers get more grace in life than women who used to do porn lol

[otto von fad ♈️ @ottovonfad]

Like this is just face category from ballroom 😭

[garrett ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @gaaastly]

jesus gives god a standing ovation

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

CBS had to pay an undisclosed amount of money to Lee Mendelson Film Productions after Stephen Colbert played licensed music on his final show.

The company is donating those proceeds to Chef José Andrés’ World Central Kitchen.

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

Feels soon for a revival but fuck it lets goooo

[Joe @electionsjoe]

THE ONLY ONE THEY LOST WAS THE ONE TRUMP WAS AT

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

You know what? I will support this if the contestants are able to sue her and the show for doing the exact same thing to them.

Like, this is literally the EXACT same thing you did to those girls.

[GreenGay 💚 @GreenGayYT]

Alexa, play “Blame it on the Edit” by RuPaul

[Vito Brevis @VitoBrevis]

This really is almost mythological in its aspect. Clavicular achieved fame and riches for the extreme measures he took to be beautiful, only to undo his beauty with the new measures his success afforded.

It's almost Greek, the story of how Claviculus became chopped.

[Kenny @kennysroys]

AND THE TONY FOR CUTEST PERFORMER EVER GOES TO HIM

#TonyAwards

[Daddy @directordaddyy]

It’s funny how “Obsession” sparked conversations around women being taken advantage of, and now a woman who worked on the movie is being told to shut up for feeling exploited by the studio system profiting off of work she did (because it’s industry standard to exploit).

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

my subway take is that people who don’t actually ever take the subway shouldn’t be allowed on subway takes.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

AMC Theatres reports that more than 25 million people visited its theaters this past May, a record high for the month since 2019.

[💚 @menzelmania]

happy pride to all my messy divas