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where there is cheese there are rats

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leaving work early to go home and practice my dougie

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Eating celery like damn this xylem and phloem in my teeth as fuck

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The service dog wants me to pet it I can tell

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Shit got me steeming my stanley

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron’s opening line being…”First of all, happy…happy International Women’s Day” cracks me up EVERY time 😂😂

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Backwards hat don’t even block the sun out ur eyes. be a man

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time to derp

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@padenspencer shotput

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@padenspencer Bing Chilling 🥶

[Claude @AdonAlternative]

@angryfermion She was giving me mixed signals so I did a Fourier transform

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@padenspencer No sorry 😅

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i bought it

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Katy Perry sells her entire music catalog for $225 million 💰🤯

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@little_brayden @padenspencer tip into mouth

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booger rizz

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@Noah78o Perhaps

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@padenspencer When u get m&m

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@little_brayden stoop kid perhaps

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@padenspencer I give up

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Ask me about ERA

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@padenspencer An earned run, like the name implies, is when the a team “earns” a run without the help of the pitcher. “How would a pitcher help the other team?” you may ask. Well, in baseball, if a run is earned without the assistance of the defending team, an error or walk, the run is earned.