Elijah Sowers

[Phaedra @PhaedraXTeddy]

They used to laugh at him. And call him names. So he killed them. He killed them all.

[Elijah Sowers @ElijahSowers]

@Dora_Khoury Ummm still better than broccoli casserole! 🤢

[Animated Text @animatedtext]

I do not think therefore I do not am

[C.J. Johnson @CJCurtisJohnson]

BREAKING: multiple sources have told me that Biden has chosen the esteemed Leslie Knope of Pawnee, Indiana, to be his 2020 running mate #MakeWafflesGreatAgain

[Elijah Sowers @ElijahSowers]

@tomsowers

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

what

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

my parents, age 25: we're married with kids and we have a mortgage!

me, age 25: after i learn this tiktok dance i shall have some shredded cheese for dinner

[🧚🏽 @itsmakiya_]

Day 6 of Quarantine: C-Section went smooth. The Cuties are in great shape and mother is recovering

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Quarantine Day #6:

[Sabrina @NerdyAndQuirky]

this like the exact opposite of that pokemon go summer

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Quarantine day 6.

[Elijah Sowers @ElijahSowers]

@malwijesinghe I don’t think eating them cold is any healthier... 🤔

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

“A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.”

– Lao Tzu

“Better go potty.”

– Lao Tzu’s Mom

[Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy]

Jesus may not have been raised in a wealthy home, but He was born in a stable environment.

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

Pachelbel's Canon re-created with a supercut of videos of trains blowing their horns.

You never knew how desperately you needed this.

https://t.co/IVQPGa9VPs

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

Because hybrid felines like ligers and tigons don’t exist in the wild, they have no conservation value—and they often suffer from health problems. #WildlifeConservationDay

[Chet Churchpain @Churchpain]

Updating my Christmas list.

[Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy]

Yo, Black Friday, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Good Friday had the greatest saving of all time!