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sentient slug

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Oh my god... Maybe I'm my father

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@iliasalamon @deadbodyonline Reminds me of 'no longer human' by osamu dazai

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@gardenmyrrh I know...I get that some people think it's not a big deal.. But holy shit...I need to process it. People are actually gonna keep taking them, people at work have too and I can't believe it...I guess we still have to wait a bit more for ppl to see sense

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@gardenmyrrh He got the 3rd one 🤮😭😩 in not gonna do anything bc he was a bitch first tho

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Too disgusted with humanity to tweet

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@gardenmyrrh The fact that she obviously doesn't make the children clean up after themselves.... mind boggling

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🤮

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@gardenmyrrh Hmm...I wouldn't rule out mass psychosis for some people here

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Meanwhile some vaxinated friends I know.......👀😬

[Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly]

IF YOU GOT THE VAX UR NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER

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@gardenmyrrh Health/diet maybe...

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As humans we can control our impulses, even when we choose not to

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Tbh I just like someone giving a shit about me bc my parents sure didn't lol.... That's why I'm gonna keep putting a knife in the toaster if I need to...it's nice tho

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bf, catching me fish something out of the toaster with a metal knife for the 2nd time: "don't do that, you'll electrocute yourself..you won't do it again will you?"

me, knowing I'll probably do it again: "I won't do it again, I promise 🥰"

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@gardenmyrrh Yes 😩 my boyfriend looks so aesthetically pleasing

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I don't know what the cvid restrictions are...lol...I probably won't try to find out.

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I'm either too mentally ill (ie from bad parenting) or too retarded to date casually. In my mind I'm already married

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I spent all my money on regenerative beef, when I could have just bought half that amount and get the rest later bc I get paid in three days.... What will I tell my boyfriend (after I borrow money from him)

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@gardenmyrrh 😂😂😂

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One day at work at the cinema, a group of elderly people came and tried to show me their vaccination cards..I'm like "just tickets please!".. Did they think they needed those horrible things just to go to the cinema? Please speak to your grandparents!