Elliott Sims

Comedian

[Elliott Sims @Elionator_]

@bod_repuplic 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

[Elliott Sims @Elionator_]

@funkflex

[Elliott Sims @Elionator_]

If you don’t evolve you evaporate!

[Elliott Sims @Elionator_]

Protect her at all cost 🫡 #shorts https://t.co/Qa1wj836no via @YouTube

[Elliott Sims @Elionator_]

Givers gotta make limits because the takers never do! PUT YOURSELF FIRST!

#FAB

[Elliott Sims @Elionator_]

I want more… THIS IS NOT ENOUGH!

[Elliott Sims @Elionator_]

Home ownership is not for the weak… shit stressful! 😩

[Elliott Sims @Elionator_]

Getting my life back on track 😬

[Elliott Sims @Elionator_]

@Jayzillaz Yeah it’s a red tail boa... make sure you don’t feed him in his tank lol

[Elliott Sims @Elionator_]

I really feel like I’ve mastered Petty 🙌🏾😭 #pettyking #pettygawd

[Elliott Sims @Elionator_]

Credit score on the rise... feeling like the man 😎💪🏾🤷🏾‍♂️

[tiller @brysontiller]

don't say i changed when i finally level up

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

Her: Let's go shopping.

Me: I don't want to.

Her: You're coming.

Me: No-I wear the pants in this family!

Her: Sure you do-let's go.

Me:

[BABY AP @NYC_Nights]

Crazy Girls still winning even on the holidays...

[Elliott Sims @Elionator_]

@footlocker having issues with the footlocker app... I spent over $450 and I'm still not getting my platinum v.i.p star. Please help THANKS

[Elliott Sims @Elionator_]

How I'm handling all beef from now on (pause) 😂😂😂 w/ coolassvelly #comedyskit #comedycentral… https://t.co/5KOILHVJ4s

[Elliott Sims @Elionator_]

Had to switch it up a bit! Left the 👟 at home #4pminnyc https://t.co/RSS0tk1tjo

[Elliott Sims @Elionator_]

Flashbacks from watching Roots last night got me like 😳😳😩 #elionator https://t.co/2k2n7zYOCu

[Elliott Sims @Elionator_]

Had to buss a move real quick 💪🏾😂 #laborday #labordayweekend #labordayparade #laborday2016… https://t.co/HPo8YpnmCp