Eli Rochert

a half-Abenaki police officer in my beautiful hometown

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I’m wondering if I️ should even bother helping Ross anymore this seems to be too much work. I️ liked my traditional work around town better

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Sometimes I️ wonder what it would be like to be a cop in the city. It always feels so small in this town. Two cops for a town is nothing cities have hundreds of police officers and I️ can’t imagine what they have to deal with.

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Maybe Mrs. Sparks can teach the kids a lesson to stay out of the cemetery. Maybe she will haunt them!

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These teenagers never learn. They need to sober up. Please stay out of the cemetary. Take your booze somewhere else.

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I have always had a bad feeling about this lady Winnie Sparks. She died twice. 1901 and 1911. How does that even work?!?! She could be the one we are looking for!

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I️ love the rides through town with my awesome dog Watson. He always makes me happy when I️ see him. He really has nothing to say but he sure pants and slobbers shotgun in my cop car!

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I️ love he rides in my cop car down cemetary road. When I️ have the windows down the wind blows through my short black hairs. I really do love this town.

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I️ really love this town. It is so beautiful with the changing of the seasons. All of the tourists really don’t appreciate how beautiful it really is. They don’t pay attention to the detail and true beauty.

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I have come across the records of the Vermont urgencies. I have narrowed my suspect list down. Watch out Lia’s husband and father

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Hello news agency’s I am currently investigating the death of Lia. I am trying my best to find the suspect and the cause of death

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@RossWakeman I’m too busy finding the love of my life

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If anyone finds Shelby tell her to hit my line #desperate #needababe #findher #cutecopneedsababe

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Yo @RossWakeman we gonna find that murder suspect. #watchout #cop&ghostchaser

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That might have been a dream. #imgonnafindher #dreamer

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I take back those 2 tweets besides that I’m the best cop in this town. Found a new babe! #loveofmylife #babygirl #cop

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Biggest baddest cop in this fake town. #notmypresident #stillsingle #cop

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Hit me up ladies this man is single now. #mywifeleftme #single #hmu #singlereadytomingle