Elisa 🌼

ALL THE GOOD GIRLS GO TO HELL 💋🖤

[Elisa 🌼 @ElisaDanic]

I am gonna be brave about this one

[Elisa 🌼 @ElisaDanic]

He’s engageddddd..to a mannnnnn

[Elisa 🌼 @ElisaDanic]

If you ever want to offend a guy just ask him if he has a twin bed because he gives off twin bed vibes

[Elisa 🌼 @ElisaDanic]

Straight up

[Elisa 🌼 @ElisaDanic]

While getting ready this morning I shattered my favorite Bronzer…the universe really said happy birthday 🙄😭

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when i spend my money trying something new on the menu & it tastes bad

[Elisa 🌼 @ElisaDanic]

*Mid puke*
Me: “who let me eat all that pasta salad” #Traumatized

[Elisa 🌼 @ElisaDanic]

Us fighting at work @WickedWazz

[Elisa 🌼 @ElisaDanic]

If you smack your gum with an open mouth that’s instant jail time!

[Elisa 🌼 @ElisaDanic]

Thought about how good it was and just went to get seconds 😛

[Elisa 🌼 @ElisaDanic]

Jusy made a whole ass homemade meal starting at 11pm and just finished eating..I’ve never felt more satisfied! 😌

[Elisa 🌼 @ElisaDanic]

@ChipotleTweets I feel like this is a scam…send proof!! The people need to see it!!!

[Elisa 🌼 @ElisaDanic]

@speakingofdying 😯😯😏😏 danggggg

[Elisa 🌼 @ElisaDanic]

I can’t tell if it’s good I have vomit on my breath

[Elisa 🌼 @ElisaDanic]

Me: “You feel bougie?”
Leah “yeah look at this drink I’m holding!!”