Elisa

tbh tweets are rarely my own

[Eric Bolinder @EricBolinderLaw]

Great video. And I’d add that the few legitimate complaints about modern appliances (they don’t clean as fast, the water pressure is lower, etc) are directly traceable to unnecessary government over regulation.

[Great Lakes Wife @GreatLakesWife_]

I can’t be friends with people who think a 40 week pregnancy is 10 months long

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

could only imagine what the paw patrol has gotten covered by qualified immunity

[Nick Clairmont @NickClairmont1]

Call my one month old the strait of hormuz the way she struggling to pass gas

[cristilmethod @cristilmethod]

Me looking hard at the Dateline suspect during their interview trying to see if they’re in prison

[Eric Bolinder @EricBolinderLaw]

Parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this Halloween. The Yankees' 5th inning might be in there. #Yankees #RepBX

[Elisa @ElisaJoyB]

@cabotcreamery my last few boxes of aged white cheddar have been suspiciously yellow. What gives? (It’s still delicious)

[Elisa @ElisaJoyB]

All roads lead to Lynchburg. I’m excited to return, this time with my brood in tow! 🐤🐤🐤

[Eric Bolinder @EricBolinderLaw]

Today is my last day at AFPF/CoA Institute. I am excited to announce I'll be joining the Liberty University School of Law as a tenure-track Assistant Professor of Law. This is an incredible blessing from the Lord, and I am humbled for the opportunity to teach.

[Eric Bolinder @EricBolinderLaw]

So humbled and thrilled to be part of this team, fighting for our fishermen and small businesses everywhere. "The Court’s decision to overrule Chevron is one of the most consequential administrative law victories for small businesses in recent memory." https://t.co/XrKZXfiABy

[Elisa @ElisaJoyB]

Watching the jaguars/zebra cakes game with @EricBolinderLaw. I didn’t realize Little Debbie had a team. #CINvsJAX

[Elisa @ElisaJoyB]

@erichoke A much smoother transition than going from 1 to 2 imo

[Elisa @ElisaJoyB]

@erichoke Black unsweetened iced tea still sustains me

[Eric Bolinder @EricBolinderLaw]

Me: *holding a screaming baby*
My 2yo, walking up with all the confidence in the world: “Daddy, the baby’s crying.”

[Elisa @ElisaJoyB]

Same.

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Birth watch for Lightning the sloth has begun! She will be monitored 24 hours a day for the next several weeks until her baby is born. 🦥

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

From @WSJopinion: Fishing is never an easy way to make a living, but it’s even harder when the federal bureaucracy can put you out of business on a whim https://t.co/fvsie34OCm

[Elisa @ElisaJoyB]

@erichoke Sometimes I wonder.

[Elisa @ElisaJoyB]

@EricBolinderLaw He’s a wee little man

[Eric Bolinder @EricBolinderLaw]

And a spin-off, from the perspective of the constantly horrified General Counsel’s office.

[Evan Drellich @EvanDrellich]

I find this man incredibly distracting, and want to know everything about him