Elisa

cool teacher #SMBSDlovesElisa

[Elisa @ElisaSaysHi]

I’m throughly against teachers calling their students “kiddos”

[Elisa @ElisaSaysHi]

Some random dude started secretly recording me out of nowhere while I was driving… should I be concerned or is he just lonely?

[Elisa @ElisaSaysHi]

People who listen to TikTok on full blast in public should be euthanized

[Elisa @ElisaSaysHi]

@MountainMikes You know what I hate? Waiting close to an hour for pizza when there’s only two people in this place. Still waiting…

[Becky Pringle @BeckyPringle]

Public education is the foundation of our democracy.

[Elisa @ElisaSaysHi]

The person who hacked my Spotify is really into podcasts

[Elisa @ElisaSaysHi]

@native_cos and when did you stop selling bar soap? You just can’t spring that on me

[Elisa @ElisaSaysHi]

@native_cos can you make some travel sizes in different scents? You only got two 😔

[Elisa @ElisaSaysHi]

@RjBeni 50 shades of grey lol

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. https://t.co/iqIcaN3SZA

[Daniel Crosby @danielcrosby]

I used to drink tons of Diet Coke but it’s been one month since I’ve had a drop.

I want to share some of the changes I’ve observed in myself over that time:

- My health is unchanged
- I’m less happy
- My one source of joy is gone

Thanks for encouraging me on this journey!

[Elisa @ElisaSaysHi]

Why do people thing it’s ok to watch instagram reels in public without headphones on? Like lady, this is a Panera not your house.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Senate Republicans blocked a domestic terrorism bill that would have opened debate on gun measures after the deadly Texas school shooting. https://t.co/hMdW0iNItZ

[ESPN @espn]

THE 👑 OF HIP-HOP SOUL: MARY J. BLIGE

[Elisa @ElisaSaysHi]

Told my class to make jack-o’-lanterns without instructions to teach an important life lesson. #teachers #teachertwitter #education

[Elisa @ElisaSaysHi]

I think it’s sad that as an educator, I’ve felt more appreciated by @McDonalds this last week than by my own admin my whole career.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Teacher Asks Students To Split Into 2 Groups To Simulate Ideal Class Size https://t.co/PGUZKmKPgy

[Elisa @ElisaSaysHi]

Have you ever been around stupid people and they get frustrated because you don’t understand their stupidness?

[KSBY @KSBY]

The president of the union says they've been in contract negotiations with the Santa Maria-Bonita School District for the last year and a half.https://t.co/rkO0GpS3rC