Lisa Semmens

nineteen year old girl, history major college student @DevinVokes25749

[Lisa Semmens @ElisaSemmens]

@TheDavidPiv What do you mean no matter what side of this cornell thing you're on

[Robot Jesus v2 @ResurRylan]

@pargerais Yeah, his kids are mixed: they're 50% white, 25% cotton, and 25% polyester.

[✝️ 🇻🇦 Mom of Krills 🇻🇦 ✝️ @MomKrill]

I'm just saying that if men are serious about dismantling feminism they're gonna have to be way more harsh on wife beaters, drunks, and adulterous husbands.

[juno @velvetr1ng]

this is deadass suicide inducing

[𝐑𝐞𝐱𝐱𝐢𝐞 @RealRexxie]

Unpopular opinion: minors know exactly what they’re doing. 14, 15, 16, 17-year-old girls know exactly what they’re doing.

They’re not as ignorant as we think.

[` @ymmmayer]

The dehumanization of babies and the humanization of pets is horrible

[X @Xouy17]

You wanted a different life. This is what getting there feels like.

[lula @bambidietz]

i am actually the most anxious girl in the world

[Jonathan 888 @Jonathantreal8]

Ngl...the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ is all I have going for me rn

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

"Maybe in another life" - a 25 year old mf who is perfectly capable of making it in this lifetime

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

I feel glamorous on the inside, so I want to look like it on the outside. 💄✨

[diana🫧 @pwincediana]

if you're a grown ass adult and you use ":3" unironically, i love you and im sorry the past few weeks have been rough

[tree @treeonchain]

an idiot in motion will go further than a genius at rest

[Lisa Semmens @ElisaSemmens]

@faux11ennium 13 hours of standing is fantastic! Great job

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

call me byecurious the way im always a little interested in leaving

[kalisa ᢉ𐭩 @ms_d0pamine]

when trump dies the first thing im doing is opening twitter

[GUELZ @Gue1za]

Hoe ass bug thought he was bouta catch a ride on my shirt. Murdered, get off of me.

[ter @seal_farts]

you ever meet someone and realize they’ve been getting away with this personality for years

[QUEEN GHIDORAH @ProxyFreak]

Hung out with slightly more Autistic antisocial coworker they said I'm like the coolest person they had ever met