Elisa

Best reached via fax.

[Elisa @Elisa_Mala]

@alexisohanian I’ve always felt that managing energy >> managing time.

[Elisa @Elisa_Mala]

Kicker: I am flying for work. I promised to fly, no matter how late, unless there was a cancellation. 😎

This tale of an innocent styrofoam cooler, hungry jet engine, and Batman-vigilant ground-crew is now my favorite delay story ever.

Send memes or snacks. The end.

[Elisa @Elisa_Mala]

(You’ll never guess what happened next.)

[Elisa @Elisa_Mala]

FOD stands for “foreign object debris.”

(I had to look this up, but scout’s honor, I guessed this correctly.)

Better to find out on the ground rather than in the air, I guess.

I want to be annoyed here, but it’s all so delightfully bizarre that I am just amused.

[Elisa @Elisa_Mala]

And then the pilot’s voice came over the intercom, like a narrator from the heavens!

[Elisa @Elisa_Mala]

Hark! I am aboard JetBlue flight B6 1289 that was meant to fly from EWR to San Juan.

Spoiler alert: We are still in New Jersey, which, according to a sign that I saw at the airport, has the most diners of any state.

[Elisa @Elisa_Mala]

We were meant to take off 7:10p this evening. Then we were delayed. Then delayed again. But at long last, we boarded!

Safety demonstrations were given! Lights were dimmed! It seemed like we would be airborne in a matter of minutes!

[Elisa @Elisa_Mala]

@moorehn Yes! Experienced this even with men I probably don't trigger.

Huge red flag when someone's primary method of communication is attention-seeking, from messages for just to see someone will respond to articles/statements designed to provoke a reaction.

[Elisa @Elisa_Mala]

@itsKayPrice @sarabandebooks Congrats!!

[Elisa @Elisa_Mala]

@DannyGroner How does that work?

[Elisa @Elisa_Mala]

@DannyGroner Yes! I'm not flaky about anything except webinars -- I love signing up for them, but sometimes decide not to go at the last minute.

[Elisa @Elisa_Mala]

@thetzechun One of my favorite lines in the cinema-verse.

The thing is, throughout the movie, she doesn't try to force him to be anyone other than himself. She just communicates her expectations and lets him know when he's crossed a line.

He gradually decides to get better on his own.

[Elisa @Elisa_Mala]

@rachelmetz @technology *shrieks* Congratulations!!!

[Elisa @Elisa_Mala]

"I've been typing for the last three hours! Time for a break!"

*looks at phone*