Elisabeth

I refuse to use the rebranded app. I still have the bird on my screen. one day it probably won’t let me back on here. if I stop logging on, that’s why

[Elisabeth @Elisabeth5559]

@JaymetheRN I would find that cute! I attended an open house without my realtor. The husband and kids came by. I told my realtor and she was shocked she had a husband…she had just seen her flirting hardcore with the mortgage dude at a brokers’ event. Eeeek realtor drama :-O

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

There’s nothing efficient about shutting down U.S. National Parks when they collectively bring in over $55B a year yet cost over $3.5B a year to upkeep. This is the kind of stupid bullshit what you do when you deliberately want to crash the economy.

[Tìo Theo @agenttwelvetoes]

Bruh

[Elisabeth @Elisabeth5559]

@bastet8300 @michelle_byoung She could just be Megan, no? Their baby was born in the 90s.

[Elisabeth @Elisabeth5559]

@Lexcellent15 @michelle_byoung Can’t have superfluous buns!

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Perfect reply from Derek here 💥

[Elisabeth @Elisabeth5559]

@Wayward_sestra @LukeElliottS C!s lesbians are getting harassed/investigated in public restrooms

[E 🇵🇸 @genderlessflesh]

Them: I’m sick ALL the time!
Me: “Have you tried N95 masks?”
There’s nothing I can do!
Me: “Have you tried filtering the air?”
Gosh I’m so desperate to stop being sick.
Me: “Have you tried improving ventilation?”
Kids are just little germ factories! This is normal and inevitable!

[Elisabeth @Elisabeth5559]

@alyssaleann He is good!

[Elisabeth @Elisabeth5559]

@RasmusJarlov Why? Mainly voter suppression and lack of education, from what I can tell. I did not vote for him.

[Danielle Beckman, PhD @DaniBeckman]

The @CDCgov fails to mention here that Hantavirus is also #AIRBORNE. When cleaning areas potentially affected by rodents, use a respirator!

So curious how the CDC always refuses to mention the same words: respirator, mask, airborne... 🤔🤨

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

At a Tesla protest the NYPD had 9 cops out to protect a cyber truck lmao

[Elisabeth @Elisabeth5559]

@nrduford Like a closeted c1s gay person or an ex-gay with homophobic parents. Aduh

[Elisabeth @Elisabeth5559]

@PeytonElroy 28 is young. Is this rage bait to get more responses and an extra ten bucks from the nazi who keeps blowing up rockets?

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

I personally expect a thank you, what about you? 🤷🏻‍♂️🇺🇸

[Elisabeth @Elisabeth5559]

@ThomasWillett9 It is so sad. Just like some of my high school bullies who pretended to be straight to survive the best they could at the time.

[Elisabeth @Elisabeth5559]

@fiona_lone This would be nice. I muted someone recently because they kept posting spoilers for a show immediately after it aired. Season will be over soon and now I don’t remember their username lol

[Elisabeth @Elisabeth5559]

@gracecamille_ I wanna know the situation ahhhh

[Elisabeth @Elisabeth5559]

@imjustinrandall Fantastic!