Elisabeth K

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Incredible 🤣

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

IN TRUMP’S ROLODEX

* Prince of Whales
* Dolly Llama
* Prime Minister True Dough
* Emmanuel Macaroni
* Angela Marble
* Benjamin Not-on-Yahoo
* King Salmon
* The Poop

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

But can you twerk?

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

The best article I’ve read on Donald Trump. And I’ve read a lot of articles on Donald Trump. https://t.co/VRexaPblcG

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans no longer always win. Previous version is confined to history.

[Greenwich Mean Time @GreenwichMean]

At 2am, make sure to go and fuck yourself.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

[Anne Thompson @akstanwyck]

'Fargo' Boss Reveals What Ethan Coen Really Thought About the Pilot http://t.co/wf0vml8R4B via @THR

[Falkenberg Mikkelsen @sigurdfm]

Sett fra Kairo er det ganske flott med partiledere og en kommende statsminister som vandrer rundt i Oslo-natta på vei mot Stortinget.

[Marte Michelet @martemichelet]

Tro det eller ei, Jens Stoltenberg skreik ikke "Bring it on!" av full hals. #skrikesiv #innestemmejens

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The average smartphone user checks their mobile 150 times a day.

[Ronnie M.A.G. Larsen @RonnieMAGLarsen]

Les kronikken min om bruk av ressurser i musikkpressen. http://t.co/JkXjw1s6xs

[Shocking Facts @Shocking__Facts]

The world's 1200 billionaires have assets exceeding the combined annual incomes of countries with 65 percent of the world's people.

[Ryan @rybotics]

World's most viewed photo.

[Cathrine Elnan @cathrineelnan]

"Hva hadde du oppnådd når du var 17 år gammel?". Jeg kunne forskjellen på da og når.

[Øyvind Herrebrøden @oyvindherreVG]

Å kalle @MagnusCarlsen for "Sjakkens Justin Bieber", blir som å døpe Messi "Fotballens Christer Sjögren". Vi dropper begge deler.