bob the builder

hey Miley, I found the Nashville party

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Idk what hurts more… that my boss only took three seconds to guess what celebrity I might idolize… or that his guess was Justin Bieber?

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Hospitality is a crazy place to work because everyone around you is on vacation and you’re just… not?

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@BeeActivist You started this job like 2 min ago

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@BeeActivist I feel like this is telling me I’m cursed

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What do we hate more than 9AM bagpipe music? 9AM bagpipe warmups!

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I require commentary to fully digest this

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Ok but has @TheEmSchulz heard about Josh Duggar getting arrested

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Also while I’m here go follow my small biz on all the social

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I’m like... really drunk and accidentally updated Twitter for the first time in 5 years and it took me 10 minutes to figure out where the button was to write this tweet

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My job has me making connections w local businesses and I am sad to say that the local co-op grocery owner thinks my name is Alyssa. I have not been able to correct her yet and I probably never will... Networking!

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@BeeActivist Come visit

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@BeeActivist I honestly don’t even know which grandmother we’re talking about lmao

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Finally. A succinct and straightforward summary of my political beliefs that i didn’t have to write myself. Thank you, right wing!

[accidentally based @BasedByAccident]

Pretty much

[Softball Mantilla 🥎 @PunkyMantilla]

I saw this on FB and it's the best food pantry donation list I've ever seen. Usually posts like this either end up shaming the donor for what they do or don't give, or shaming the receiver for what they do or don't choose to eat.

As a former pantry employee, I endorse!

[bob the builder @ElisabethZak]

@gdepietro423 at nyu my freshman year, my building had to keep reminding people not to throw their entire trash can in

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Hi @RealChalamet! I am a teacher working with a group of students doing a neighborhood study of Hell's Kitchen, and it has been hard for them to find authentic experiences to study from HK. It would make their YEAR if you would consider being interviewed for their project!

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My window shade is broken and this is what I’ve been using...

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@BeeActivist I ANALYZE MY BREATHING AND I CAN GET A GOOD TIME AND FEEL LIKE A GOOD GUY

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@BeeActivist send link