Elise Biggs

Queer 🏳️‍🌈 She/her

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Me seeing a child:

[Elise Biggs @EliseBiggs]

Just got home to discover someone has stolen what they must have thought to be my Gousto box, that was actually last weeks Gousto box full of rubbish that had been taped shut ready for bin day.

[Elise Biggs @EliseBiggs]

I’m not even ready for how good I’m going to look tomorrow

[Elise Biggs @EliseBiggs]

Hello I don’t know what clothes are anymore

[Elise Biggs @EliseBiggs]

In the mood to watch The Notebook and cry

[Elise Biggs @EliseBiggs]

It’s arrived!! And so has my pink Le Creuset portable wine cooler 🍾 I am going to be the queen of picnics this summer

[Elise Biggs @EliseBiggs]

I purchased a super bougie picnic blanket that should be arriving today and I’m literally so excited for it to turn up... this is peak adult life

[Elise Biggs @EliseBiggs]

Just writing this so I can look back on it one day... started my ✨journey✨ about 7 weeks ago and have lost a stone so far! I would love it to be more but considering we’re locked in our homes all day and I’m not even working atm I’m proud of myself

[Elise Biggs @EliseBiggs]

I feel like for me the key to a successful relationship once you’ve moved in together would be to have separate bedrooms with en-suites. You get your own space and alone time then can choose to be together when you want 🙌🏻

[Elise Biggs @EliseBiggs]

Are Birkenstock’s still in fashun?? Asking for myself 💁🏼‍♀️

[M @m_ah247]

Diana was our Mum’s bestie, Meghan is our bestie now

[Elise Biggs @EliseBiggs]

Literally cannot wait to be able to get my nails done again

[Elise Biggs @EliseBiggs]

If you don’t smell good don’t come near me

[Elise Biggs @EliseBiggs]

When I grow up I wanna be money Mel

[Elise Biggs @EliseBiggs]

Just had my first fit Uber driver... 5 stars for you

[Elise Biggs @EliseBiggs]

Just placed my first @lecreuset order, does this make me an official adult now?

[Amelia Horgan @AmeliaHorgan]

Not to denigrate anyone who does any kind of charity challenge for the NHS but it is absolutely terrifying how normalised the idea that the NHS is something that is in desperate need of charity funding rather than something that ought to be properly publicly funded

[Elise Biggs @EliseBiggs]

I want snow! Why does it never snow in Brighton 😭

[scorpio siren 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @naomijae_]

I’m ready to be a rich lesbian housewife

[NOAH CAINE @NoahCaine]

to make it here without dying is the epitome of white privilege