Elise (Watts) Hyman

Known most regularly for incessant laughter and themed outfits.

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

@Delta 5358 DTW to MKE. Been sitting at the gate for 30 minutes in a loaded 95 degree plane.
Pilot: APU is broken and we have no a/c and need to “jump start” the plane before takeoff
Me: uhhhh ????

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

100 days.

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

@swiglife Done! Thanks for your prompt reply!

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

@swiglife I expect more out of a $30
Cup!!!! Couldn’t even fix it w/ gorilla glue 😞😞😞

[Rich Davis, PhD, D(ABMM), MLS🧫🦠 @richdavisphd]

What does a mask do? Blocks respiratory droplets coming from your mouth and throat.

Two simple demos:

First, I sneezed, sang, talked & coughed toward an agar culture plate with or without a mask. Bacteria colonies show where droplets landed. A mask blocks virtually all of them.

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

“If at least 60% of the population wore masks—the epidemic could be stopped.”
#WearAMask #SpreadKindnessNotCovid

https://t.co/tSMnS5YX77

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

@Delta is not customer centric or loyal. In stead of supporting dedicated customers, Delta is exploiting their misfortunes with sadistic programs. I regret my loyalty to Delta and now see that Deltas aim is only to earn a quick buck and not support the working man/woman.

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

@FedEx @FedExHelp Please explain how this is an acceptable state for delivered packages...

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

Celebrating the best week of the year! @SharkWeek #Sharkweek2015

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

@Pampers found this sharp plastic piece baked into the side tab of a swaddlers diaper this AM... #notOK

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

@Delta ATL bathrooms have no outlets to plug in breast pumps. Staff told me 2 pump in the OPEN terminal! #SEXIST #PREJUDICE #AccommodateMoms

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

#LXRC21 for an LV giveaway!!!!

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

SO COOL! @HomeDepot @emilybelden: 3D Printer giveaway ends 12/19! Tweet #Dremel3D #Giveaway

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

@EscentualEmma Please help w/ dermablend corrective stick. Sand on the right gold on the left and neither is working!

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

Just found this hair in my @panerabread tomato soup .... Thanks for the thought, but I don't need the protein ....

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

@MSchulerMusic you are the ONLY winner in my heart. Much love and respect! You amaze me. 💋

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

For the love of god and all things holy #VoiceSave @MSchulerMusic - He should have WON @NBCTheVoice this season. America should be ashamed.

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

#VoiceSave JOSH!! The Man in the Mirror inspires me!!

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

#VoiceSave KAT!! She's crazy amazing!

[Elise (Watts) Hyman @EliseColleenW]

@NBCTheVoice #VoiceTop20 What's up with the sound? Could hardly hear Christina sing!!! NEED TO HEAR THIS!!!