I just asked my bf the exact moment he fell in love with me and he said “the bar louie days (which was over a decade ago) but you didn’t remember who I was” 😭 that’s love. I’m talking early 20’s, unhinged Elise. Yikes
Started working a new bartending job and the amount of times my coworkers have slowly found out how old I am and them saying “no fucking way you’re 34” has built my ego up so much. Thank you sweeties
Casey: “I woke up and literally thought I was at someone else’s house at first and then I looked over and was like ‘oh, my baby’s next to me, I’m good’ and passed out again”
Me: *dies internally* 😍🫠