Elishia Smith

[Elishia Smith @ElishiaSmith]

@TravisSadie @waitrose shame on you!!!

[Elishia Smith @ElishiaSmith]

The irony of Sacha saying to luke 'you're involving yourself in something that you don't need to be involved in' 🤦🏼‍♀️ #MAFSUK

[JGB🌸 @JamilaGloriax]

Not ASOS changing their return policy. I knew this was coming. These online stores need to get a grip- people are returning clothes because the sizing is TRASH and we can’t try them on before we buy.

Bring back physical stores, online shops are ridiculous now.

[Oasis @oasis]

We have noticed people attempting to sell tickets on the secondary market since the start of the pre-sale. Please note, tickets can ONLY be resold, at face value, via @Ticketmaster and @Twickets. Tickets sold in breach of the terms and conditions will be canceled by the promoters.

[Oasis @oasis]

🚨Please note, Oasis Live ‘25 tickets can only be resold at face value via @TicketmasterUK and @Twickets!
Tickets appearing on other secondary ticketing sites are either counterfeit or will be cancelled by the promoters.

[Elishia Smith @ElishiaSmith]

#LoveIsBlinduk why does Tom's voice make me feel so uncomfortable?!

[Louis O'Connor @oconnor_louis]

Just been down slug and lettuce to pay my respects to Molly Mae

[No Context Prem @NoContextEPL]

Twin towers if Southgate was the pilot

[Liam @liamhatton]

Fury was hitting those ropes like

#FuryUsyk

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you’re reading this post, it’s because our servers are working

[Pizza Dad @Pizza__Dad]

Everybody checking twitter to see if facebook is down for everyone else #facebookdown

[Elishia Smith @ElishiaSmith]

Na #bbuk did Noky dirty! 🤣 Letting her be so dramatic just to grass her up 2 mins later. Ffs 😭

[Elishia Smith @ElishiaSmith]

Tbf Kerry took that eviction graciously. I will miss them bald memes tho 😭🤣 #bbuk

[Elishia Smith @ElishiaSmith]

I didn't realise anyone past the age of 16 plays spin the bottle. #mafsuk

[Elishia Smith @ElishiaSmith]

Everytime JJ is on my screen I just think of Doug from 50 first dates 😭 #mafsuk

[Elishia Smith @ElishiaSmith]

#MAFSUK For me, Brads first red flag was the constant use of 'wowza.'

[Elishia Smith @ElishiaSmith]

@NewLookHelp hi, I messaged you on Wednesday and still have no response. You're replying to people's tweets from 5 hours ago. How long is the wait for DMs?

[Ken Minaj Omega/FanPage @BUGATTI_BOI_BWS]

Bruh this community really sat up here and recreated the Riverboat scene😂😂😂😂😂😅. Shout out to all the participants. This also shows we can coexist with each other and have a great time👏🏾 #MontgomeryAlabama #Montgomery #riverboat #riverboatbrawl

[B heard media ❤️ @bheardmedia]

Rest in peace Paul O’Grady ❤️

1955 - 2023

On Tory MPs cheering as George Osborne announced austerity cuts in 2010:

"Bastards!"

"I bet when they children they laughed at Bambi, when his mother got shot!"