Elissa McConathy

Yung Stevie Nicks

[Elissa McConathy @ElissaRyan]

Don’t @ me but I’m ready for low rise pants to come back

[Elissa McConathy @ElissaRyan]

Maybe I would shop online less if my UPS man wasn’t so cute

[Elissa McConathy @ElissaRyan]

@joelpenya Ok you can find smaller complexes that cost anywhere between $700 and $900

[Elissa McConathy @ElissaRyan]

@pulte Get👏🏻debt👏🏻free👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Elissa McConathy @ElissaRyan]

@tiffanysweaver People only FaceTime me when I’m at my ugliest

[Elissa McConathy @ElissaRyan]

Any other grown adults out there that genuinely struggle to not eat their PB&J sandwich before lunch?

[Elissa McConathy @ElissaRyan]

@amanda_peredo I’ve been stopping by ma and pa’s house since we are all exposed due to essential business. And I guess I never knew my dad was a mouth breather until now

[Elissa McConathy @ElissaRyan]

Anyone else quarantined with a mouth breather?

[Elissa McConathy @ElissaRyan]

Don’t touch me ever stay home forever #coronapocalypse

[Elissa McConathy @ElissaRyan]

@Gymshark @Gymshark_Help

[Elissa McConathy @ElissaRyan]

PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN AMIRITE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 😐

[Elissa McConathy @ElissaRyan]

A grown woman baby talked me at work and I’ve never needed God’s grace and mercy more

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

RT if you're trying to get a follow for Christmas

[Elissa McConathy @ElissaRyan]

I can’t wait to be an old lady

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

don't go to Whataburger without me

[Elissa McConathy @ElissaRyan]

If gender is a “social construct” then WHY am I still getting invited to gender reveal parties plz stop inviting me y’all know I don’t want to leave my house