Elissa

... talks like a trashbag, dresses like a librarian and dances like a jelly fish.

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

@BenRussells @MrJoshEarl
So I listened to the DYKWIA ep before I listened to the relevant DumDum episode. As a big fan of both, the piss-in-jar-Easter egg did not prepare me for what was to come and that was a delightful surprise. Love it. You’re both heroes.

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

@nomstrositi
(This is a bit late but) I TOO don’t know how to burp! You were wrongfully accused of being weird. You are on the right side of history. @bencjenkins and @hingers can suck a dick then burp about it.

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

@rhysnicholson @kyranwheatley So... RPDR AS Season 4 has started... any chance of another season of the TuckShop?!!!!?!?

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

@DemiLardner I just finished listening to episode 46. I live in Canberra! Today is Wednesday!! *checks watch* *looks down at no pants* *remembers owns pants*.
I’ll bloody see you there mate!!! Yay!! BIG SOFT DRIM!!!

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

Listening to @DemiLardner @tomwalkerisgood and @AliceSnedden reacting to videos of people fucking themselves is, without competition, the single funniest thing I’ve ever heard and the single thing I most never want to see IRL.
BigSoftTiTAAAHHH!!!NO!

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

@DemiLardner
I can’t find the grand designs podcast. 😞 I’ve searched for sans pants radio and discovered an array of delightful nonsense but no Kevin! Am I idiot? Wherezit?!
Ps ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

@nikki_britton
I just watched your UpFront set and. I. Died. “HE HUNTS FUNGUS, SUSAN” had my laughing so hard that my glasses fogged up with laugh-tears but I couldn’t clean them cos my hands were doing that rigid floppy thing that happens when you laugh too hard.❤️❤️😂😂

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

@eurekaohara Saying “I got along with someone else!” with that enormous big smile is EVERY one of us petty bitches the moment we walk through the door after work saying “I didn’t hit anyone today!!!” #dragrace10 #RPDR ❤️❤️❤️

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

Oohhh!!! HhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhBitchWhatNoYesDambGirlYouAreAllTheEverythinghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhRuPaul’sRunwayLook #RPDR ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤯🤯❤️🤯❤️🤯

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

@DemiLardner
Just watched your gala spot on the YouTubes. I. Fucking. Loved. It. It was funny and original. Haters actually made me like it more cos I was like “of course you hate it, you’re a fuckin maggot-human. My capacity for joy is FAR greater than yours, cunt.” YAY!! ❤️

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

@tomwalkerisgood @DemiLardner (Also hurray for us all not cutting anymore! It’s really nice to hear of others who did but then we’re like “nah!” cos they felt better. #progresss)

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

@DemiLardner @tomwalkerisgood
I laughed so hard in the 1st 7 minutes of ep 11 that a PUDDLE of drool formed around and beneath me. I drool-laughed so hard that I genuinely didn’t know how to fix the problem. Shower? Towel? Hose?
I love youse.

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

@tomwalkerisgood @DemiLardner Awww! Mate, thank you two for podcastering!! I just love how happy you both sound! It makes me feel warm and squishy and grateful for my own love/fuck-person. Please keep ‘em coming! ❤️❤️

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

@DemiLardner
@bencjenkins said on #FTAGHpod that you once replied to a hater with “Eat my entire dick and ass” & I thought that was so funny that I spent 30mins scrolling through your twitter to read it for myself. Worth it. I love you. And your entire dick and ass.

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

@katya_zamo You look so damn healthy and strong! You are a genuine inspiration to all of us. Thank you for sharing your journey, you didn’t have to but because you did I feel like maybe I’ll be ok too. We love you, you crackly snow goddess!

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

@Peppermint247 @mic You are so articulate and intelligent. You came across beautifully: with grace and dignity. You are a beacon of hope and a fierce force for the change that we all so desperately want. I am so grateful to have seen this.❤️💜💙💖🏳️‍🌈👑

[Elissa @ElissaShark]

@AliceSnedden @Rose_Matafeo What the actual fuck? Where are you? There hasn’t been a boner in months. Are you dead? That is so selfish of you. Which, to be fair, is very on brand. #LostBoners #IMissYou #OnTheHitList

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

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