Elissa

Product managing most of my time,
While seeking a better design.
In a zen space,
I fall flat on my face...
Never mind—just remember, Wyne's pronounced wine.

[Elissa @ElissaWyne]

@cerave V2: Pump until it's almost gone, and then flip it over, take off the pump, and squeeze until there is nothing left.

[Elissa @ElissaWyne]

GPT 5.0 is exciting and all, but what if we lived in a world where the bottom of pump bottles would screw off? @eos

[Elissa @ElissaWyne]

@cerave the ideas anyone’s for the taking 🤷‍♀️

[Elissa @ElissaWyne]

Tell me why I should.

[Elissa @ElissaWyne]

On Friday, they suspended a Claude AI Model for national security reasons.

I haven't deleted claude, yet.

https://t.co/IFdDvC6bs7

[Elissa @ElissaWyne]

@carlvellotti Maniacal
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[You Are Here]
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Genius

[Elissa @ElissaWyne]

Why we love to hate Jira:

That irrelevant book I typed in the comments?

Yeah, I missed your last reply saying, “nevermind,” because I didn’t refresh before I posted it.

[Elissa @ElissaWyne]

35 calorie coffee creamer, at two cups a day, for a year is roughly 17 pounds.

Show up for yourself for 10 minutes, daily.

Imagine the difference it could make in a year.

Small changes add up.

[Elissa @ElissaWyne]

Don't forget to feed your dog: If you're creating software, please also be user of that software.

[Elissa @ElissaWyne]

@ryankapur YES! THIS! 😂

[Elissa @ElissaWyne]

It took me 5 years in product management to learn the jargon. Here’s what you need to know in 5 seconds:
1. Task = bite of the cookie
2. User story = the cookie
3. Epic = the package of cookies
4. Deadline = how quickly you need to eat the packages of cookies

[DAN KOE @thedankoe]

Think bigger.

Because that alone will open your mind to possibilities you didn't even know existed. Your choices shift in a way that start getting results. Big or small.

You can limit yourself and say you don't want to achieve big things, but that only guarantees that you wont.

[Elissa @ElissaWyne]

@lessaraebiger OMG so thats why my writing is giving beautifully clear, mostly rational, and wildly sarcastic vibes. 😏

[Elissa @ElissaWyne]

So… what do you think? Is the Internet growing into a wise old sage or headed for a midlife crisis?

[Elissa @ElissaWyne]

If the internet was a human, according to Erick Erikson it'd just be entering middle age. 🧵

[Elissa @ElissaWyne]

Stage 8: Integrity (2050+ TBD)
Will the Internet fulfill its potential?