Elita Times

Elita Times Elowen's Greatest newspaper, delivering Ela Vor nothing but the grounded truth for 200 years.

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This account has been selected to serve citizenship of Elowen as an official source of information and updates for the truth to be known. Long live Elowen.

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Elita Times Exclusive report: A new incentive has been released where people who disengage with the account @paththestars and block the term ‘GUARDIA’ are given a gold star. (A gold star freshly plucked from the sky by our astronomy conservators themselves!”

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Burguns Loks has revealed that he aims to obliterate the Master Guidelines so that nobody feels the need to be a part of GUARDIA, as he still insists that it is corrupt

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BREAKING NEWS! Newly made members of GUARDIA are being rewarded with a strange ‘Master Guidelines’ document. Our insiders report that this document contains a spell which turns people into GloBo creatures.

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Burguns Lok has released a statement saying that anyone who attempts to solve the puzzles over on https://t.co/4ICDqT7OZv will be at risk of losing their citizenship and hauled into “The bottomless black pit of no return".

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GUARDIA have released their final training session. We don’t trust it, and neither do you. For all you know, they are taking advantage of you and training you for war. Is that what you want? #TrustElowen

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Do GUARDIA really think people are going to join in on their silly little recruitment? Nobody wants to work for pirates! We strongly advise not engaging with the account: @paththestars

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Elita Times Breaking News: The training offered by GUARDIA has the power to scramble your brain if you stare at it too much. Yet another one of their brainwashing tactics…they are out to get you! #TrustElowen #BanGUARDIA

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Official statement from Burguns Lok states “Whoever is found accessing Avem’s safe space will be dealt with promptly in an orderly fashion. We hold the right to NOT state what ‘orderly fashion’ means. But, beware.

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GUARDIA are due to release their first training session. We don’t trust it, and neither do you. For all you know, they are taking advantage of you and training you for war. Is that what you want? #TrustElowen

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All the passwords and codes from their portal are kept between the GUARDIA MEMBERS… When we find the secret code we will make it public! Ela Vor deserves to know all the truth. Down with GUARDIA!
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Avem Here.
Meet the founding MEMBERS of GUARDIA by assessing our cards.

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GUARDIA claims to solve the so-called mystery of the lost airship but they can’t even answer their own spaceship doubts. You just need to go and check on their website to see the reality of the situation!
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News from Elowen: The good news never stops on the nation of Elowen. Despite the vulturous team of GUARDIA trying to shun their hard work and technological advances, they battle on and progress their team of technicians so they can improve the world for everybody’s sake

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News from Elowen: The Earth Nation has succeeded once again and have managed to grow the first instant re-growing Tree, named “The Yok Tree”. Once a fruit is picked, it is replaced instantly

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News from Elowen: Councillor Burguns Lok thanks Vokutha for the kind gesture, but makes it very clear in a statement that reads, “We do not tolerate slander here on the nation Elowen

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News from Elowen: Vokutha feels the fury from Elowen and out of guilt offers them a peace giving of ‘The Flaming Axe’ - an unbreakable sculpture which civillians can mend their tools with by rubbing on the sculpture

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Whilst we are undoubtedly still the elite nation to exist, trolls are among us - willing to tear down the hardworking, and honest achievements Elowen has reached. They aren't as perfect as they say they are, GUARDIA has problems too.

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We are the first, and only nation to create light in a revolutionary way that other nations can only dream of. They need the sun, we however DO NOT

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Elowen's councillor, Burgons Lok said "we are the best nation to take care of the rest of the nations" and states that "we have to make sure we are the light for this whole planet as we were gifted with this technological intelligence"

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God's gave us the power to make sure Ela Vor will evolve and achieve its technological advances - we will be unstoppable

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Latest News from Elowen: Vokutha slanders Elowen for apparently ‘stealing’ their praise surrounding the sand storm. Burguns Lok, Councillor commented “Vokuthians are lucky we take pity on their nation. Action is more powerful than words.