Esketit Elite

Austin Rayis💸 Kol Gegovic💸 Dawson Sloan💸Jason Ribbentrop💸 Andy Ye💸 Matt Hannan💸Brandon Michelak💸Vinny D’Onofrio💸 Future 2018 Volleybuff Champs 🏐🏆

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

Live look in at @StepDadz, @SauceStaight, @USAWMNS18U, and @Back2BackDakota trying to develop a gameplan to beat us.

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

*StepMomz https://t.co/2sno3Kgopo

[n8 @NSiwajek]

Who do I cheer for Friday?
-lil swatty

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

I mean at least you have something positive to take away from all this considering you won’t have much of an impact on the tournament itself. https://t.co/DAT5lYuIxW

[The Stepdads @StepDadz]

Blessed to say The Stepdads will have a chance to continue their volleyball and social media career after having received their 100th follower. We would like to thank everyone who made this possible. #Blessed #D1 #Whosyourdaddy

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

@NathanSiwajek ESKETIT!!!

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

Shouldn’t be that difficult to choose. https://t.co/xHl2gzgoVp

[n8 @NSiwajek]

What’s More Stressful Thsn Finals? Deciding Who To Cheer For In VolleyBuff...

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

@StepDadz @creo_6 Ouch, looks like we’re gonna have to disband the team after that roast. You win😩

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

@creo_6 None of the other teams stand a chance! StepMomz and Straight Trash don’t know what’s coming.

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

RAIN DROP, DROP TOP, A PIC OF RIBBENTROP #Esketit

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

Last but not least, we introduce Brandon “young gun” Michalak! He might only be a junior, and were not sure how exactly he got on the team, but he’s a stud! He has a mean serve and bring some much needed looks to the squad!

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

Now it’s time for Dawson “Roid Rage” Sloan. He knew he was a man by the age of 6, would fail any PED test, and happens to be the father of all of the current members of The Stepdads. Also, he’s 275 pounds, with only 1 percent body fat #whosurdaddynow

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

Anotha One, we are excited to introduce Jason Ribbentrop as the left front flank. No such pictures of him exist but we do know he runs a 4 minute mile, has climbed Everest in one day, and has wrestled a bear to the ground. That’s right, be scared

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

Now it’s time to introduce our Secret Weapon, Matthew “The Manimal” Hannan! He communicates through grunting and hand gestures, he works diligently at McDonalds, and you never know WHAT this beast is gonna do!!!🐗

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

Also he knows no English

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

Here we have Vincenzo “Mafia Man” D’Onofrio! He really enjoys kicking soccer balls and we might have a bit of trouble trying to tell him that he can’t kick in volleyball, so watch out because this Italian Stallion might just drop the first bicycle spike in Volleybuff history!🇮🇹

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

@StepDadz

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

Now it’s time to introduce ANDY “THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA” YE!! Standing in at 8 feet 3 inches, Andy is likely to put a dent in your face with his vicious spikes! If there’s one thing Andy hates, it’s the US so watch out 18U ladies, or else.... 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

Next up, we have team captain Kol “FLEXLORD” Gegovic! A combination of strength and smarts, this guy is calculating how to beat your team on his TI-84 while repping 300 pounds! SIZE UP LADIES!!💪🏼💪🏼

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

First up, starting on the bench we have Austin “The King” Rayis! The only thing he likes more than Drake is Volleyball, and If you find yourself running home crying to your mom, it’s because Austin talked so much trash! GET EM OUTTA HERE😤😤

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

YOUR 2018 ESKETIT ELITE TEAM MEMBERS WILL BE INTRODUCED SHORTLY! BEWARE!

[Esketit Elite @EliteEsketit]

That’s because we weren’t in it last year. https://t.co/gHWMymJNbi

[2017 Champion @Back2BackDakota]

All of you guys hating on Deac, but how many rings you got? #Back2Back 💍🤫 @SauceStaight @StepDadz @EliteEsketit @USAWMNS18U @FUFU86284522