Elite

Barcelona 💥❤️,Messi fan.

Jack of all trades

[Elite @EliteVZN]

I just wan dey document Una nonsense take now. Let me see you people blame Red pill bros in this place again

[Mpomponwa💞💞💞 @unik_spice]

@yitsugee Laugh oo because mesef laugh 😭😭

I support the girl sha but then my baby is hurt😭😭

[ILoveYouButAsABrother @steppperr]

Barca fans believe that Madrid UCL’s were robbed but don’t believe that 2022 World Cup can be rigged for Messi

[Mpomponwa💞💞💞 @unik_spice]

@yitsugee Laugh oo because mesef laugh 😭😭

I support the girl sha but then my baby is hurt😭😭

[Æ @RobinaxOg]

Deloitte no show for work experience this time.

Only Mobil, we have to remove this man.

[Elite @EliteVZN]

Five steps forward today, twenty steps backward tomorrow. I need to re-evaluate my life man

[Elite @EliteVZN]

Exhibit 1.

I don't want to hear anything about Barca being obsessed with Madrid during banter

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Real Madrid fans are now chanting 'F*CK BARÇA! F*CK BARÇA' during their pre-season game vs. Fiorentina in Austria.

[𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐃. 𝐏𝐔𝐘𝐎𝐋🥷🏻 @koCyrus6]

“They left Rashford to sign this pace merchant with 0 iQ😂”

The player with 100iq :

[Joe @FCBleoo_]

At the end of the day, Plettenberg is doing (and has done) what every journalist is expected to do, but it suddenly becomes a problem when Fabrizio does it (all in the name of farming engagement). On one hand, he has ignored the fact that Fabrizio could be a tier above him...

[Elite @EliteVZN]

After the free kick goal in 9th mins

Successful dribbles 1
Key passes - 0
Accurate crosses - 0/8(0%)
Accurate passes into the box - 1/8(13%)
Accurate passes in the final third - 4/9(44%)
Duel won 1/4(25%)
1 very big chance missed.

You can't gaslight us, Rashford is very mid

[Marcel @UTDMarcel]

History were written ✨

[Elite @EliteVZN]

How is this a bad comp?

[Ankur @AnkurMessi_]

He’s not going to work for us…

[Dev. Gashman ✌️ @gashman00]

Hello August.
Please be nice.

As we advertise our services, customers will locate us.

🍻🍻

[Elite @EliteVZN]

@bottledpaul 😂😂😂

[Zayyy💕 @the_zaynarb]

The average woman would rather share a rich man than struggle with a broke man. Let’s stop pretending otherwise.

[Zayyy💕 @the_zaynarb]

What’s a relationship double standard that people rarely talk about?🌚😂

[Joe @FCBleoo_]

Ibrahim Diarra imposed himself in his zone, loved what I saw from him. Alvaro Cortes might snatch Martin's chain this season.

[Essel @thatEsselguy]

This guy is signing an entire 11 first team players but he’s not Guardiola so nobody cares

[Ex-Grammaton Cleric @OtunbaBrickz]

One sentence; You go just die for nothing, let me explain:

People always have this misunderstanding that a census means you have to count every single individual, but that’s not even remotely how a modern census works. No census counts every single person; it’s always an informed statistical estimate. The population numbers quoted by reputable organisations like the UN aren’t some wild conspiracy, and I’ll show you why.

The easiest real-world identifier that we are already well above 220 million is the current NIN data. NIMC has registered roughly 137 million unique NINs. That database is heavily skewed toward adults (especially 16/18+), but we can take it as a solid single source of truth because you basically can’t open a bank account, get a SIM, or access most formal services without it.

About 49% of those 137 million are women and Nigeria’s total fertility rate is still 4.8 children per woman (latest NDHS). Even if we take a conservative cut and assume only around 40% of the registered adult women are currently mothers and apply the 4.8 average, you quickly get in the region of 100–110 million children.

Add those kids back to the 137 million registered people and you’re already sitting around 240 million — without yet counting the older adults who never bothered with NIN, the large numbers of uneducated and unbanked people in rural areas. That pushes the total comfortably closer to 280–300 million than to anything under 220 million.

Let’s even say you don’t like the NIN number bcos the data isn’t 100% clean, we can cross-check with unique BVN numbers instead (currently about 68–69 million). Run the same rough logic as before: half women, conservative share of mothers, 4.8 fertility and you still land in the low-to-mid 230 millions before adding the missing rural, elderly groups, the numbers trend towards the same direction.

This is just an informed estimate based on the administrative data we have plus basic fertility and age-structure realities. A full census could produce way higher numbers. Still the numbers point clearly one way: we are a lot closer to 300 million than we are to 220 million.

So abeg, don’t die on that hill, you’ll just die for nothing.

[laura @gazoinksbos]

ZIPPER ALL THE WAY DOWN???????

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

sell all of them in his comment section