The Elite Waterboy

Nationally Ranked Waterboy. NFL UDFA. Gambling Savant.

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

The merchant of death has @JoeBiden on a string. YIKE. #MAGA

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

@BarstoolBigCat when are you dropping the Chase Wolf t-shirt? Big fan, so is @DanGleesack0. Please reply 🦠

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

@willie_lutz @DanGleesack0 Really good stuff Dan! Being a former all-American when I played ball in undergrad, I know a thing or 10 about football. Dan is one of the brightest minds I’ve been around. Consider yourself lucky Willie!

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

@THEradbrogoff As a former all American college football player, I find this absolutely fucking repulsive, Brad. Maybe people like college sports because it’s kids playing for the love of the game, and they don’t bring their politics and personal views into the game. Get a reality check, Brad.

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

@NFLonCBS PLEASE GOD STOP LETTING @tonyromo CALL NFL GAMES. Mahomes dick might fall off if Romo sucks him any harder.

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

@DanGleesack0 Couldn’t agree more. Coming from a former All-American and current Undrafted Free Agent, I’ve had my fair share of kickoff returns for 6. I’ll be the first to admit that was the absolute right play by Turpin!! He’s getting paid for this, he knows what he’s doing! #Bozos 🤡

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

Personally, I do! Better for the game when other athletes get a chance to fulfill their dreams! @DanGleesack0

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

No NFL fan wants to see this

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

Surprised Tony Romo can speak with Josh Allen’s dick in his mouth. The bias by that dirtbag is unbelievable. #FireJimPolzin @RapSheet @DanGleesack0

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

Have to listen to the rest of this Dolphins v. Bills game on mute because Tony Romo is such a piece of shit commentator. @NFLonCBS please god mute his mic.

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

Question of the day : would you rather play in the Masters every year, OR never have to pay for golf again? @DanGleesack0 @JimPolzinWSJ

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

@DanGleesack0 @ProFootballDoc @JimPolzinWSJ Must be an ambassador for All-State! “Are you in good hands?” This guy sure is! What a celly!

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

WE NEED TO CANCEL @RealSkipBayless ASAP!!!

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

At the end of the night, no matter what type of competitive contest, cards, football, swimming, etc. nothing is more important than the human life. All my thoughts and prayers are to Damar and his Family. 🙏🏻 #BillsMafia

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

Nice! #2023

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

2023

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

For the love of god don’t bring your politics into this you jerk off. Go fuck yourself clown.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

This is a tragic and all too familiar sight right now: Athletes dropping suddenly.

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

@DanGleesack0 @JimPolzinWSJ Did indeed! Man that Kenny Pickett kid can spin it! Fun game, your thoughts @JimPolzinWSJ ?

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

That Xavier Johnson spin was Braxton Miller-esq. #wow @JimPolzinWSJ

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

First down ends this one! #CFPSemiFinal #TCU #Mich @JimPolzinWSJ

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

Buy the OSU dip tonight, gotta always fade the public! #GamblingSavant

[The Elite Waterboy @EliteWaterboyU]

LeFraud

[Bron’s Best @LBJsBest]

This should have been a bigger deal than it was tbh…

LeBron already cleared Kareem by becoming #1 in OVERALL POINTS 👑