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Split pea? Nah I’ll take a full one.

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Reverse Buzzcut - They take other people’s hair off the floor and give it to you.

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I’d be such a silly dog because every time I’d go to lift my leg and pee I’ll fall over.

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Fuck antioxidants I’m prooxidants

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What happened to the days of it being everyone’s first rodeo??

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@mattsilverman4 Is this what love is?

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Everyone thinks they got the cure for hiccups these days

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Nutella really fell off

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Stores don’t sell pulp orange juice like they used to

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Just watched someone order Baileys on the rocks. 2025 fucking sucks.

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At what age is the human brain able to comprehend the adhesive bag tags at airports? Convinced airport workers are only there to help people with these.

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Just found out colored goldfish are all the same flavor. What’s next? M&Ms are all the same?

[Matt Silverman @mattsilverman4]

We here.

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@mattsilverman4 Also if anyone knows the song shared please give some insight

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Pete Alonso looks like the type of guy to say whazzap put u in a headlock give you a noogie then slap you on the chest and say I’m just messing with you

[Matt Silverman @mattsilverman4]

Hey baby what you doing? Tryna come over and listen to the full surfs up soundtrack?

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Why aren’t there hash-browns included in every bacon egg and cheese? Clearly our government needs to change. Should be a universal no brainer.

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@mattsilverman4 are you truly happy without one of these machines? Flaw in the argument

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Normalize Buffets

[James Zupo @zupojames2]

HAGS finna finna ❌🧢