AlexR

[Coney @CONEY]

Do you truly think Riot Games was going to make Brawlhalla? Do you honestly in your heart believe that Riot, who aspired but ultimately failed in cultivating a 2D tag fighter for both beginner and expert, would have not only been able to ideate & execute on a novel gameplay loop in the same way Brawlhalla does, but also lucky enough to have caught lightning in a bottle the same way Brawlhalla has with its playerbase? Are you truly suggesting that Riot's folly was not dumping tens of millions of dollars and manhours into pursuing Ubisoft's pure dumb luck? Because I find your reply equal parts vapid and pedantic. You haven't said anything, you've merely posted a screenshot and expected me to do all of the thinking for both of us. I'm simply not that charitable. Imagine if we were having a discussion about fire hydrants. Most are red...but sometimes they can be yellow as well! We can all (hopefully) agree that they're usually in the same sort of shape, but can have slightly different proportions or valves, depending on their use. Then, without provocation, someone yawps out: "Fire hydrants are also purple, and shaped like a Y!" While this technically CAN be correct, and I've no doubt there's one such fire hydrant that exists somewhere on the planet that you could possibly produce a picture of (as you have Brawlhalla's baffling playercount), I hope you would agree this person has ultimately said nothing, and has contributed to the conversation in a way that is not only unnecessary, but actively detrimental. It's a waste of everyone's time. Yes, fire hydrants can indeed come in many different colors. However, for the purposes of this conversation, we have ostensibly agreed to bind ourselves to a social code wherein we respect each others intelligence enough to not simply blurt out the first thing that comes to mind, whether it be technically "correct" or not. Based on Riot's track record, I think expecting them to somehow jackpot on a wildly successful platform fighter out of nowhere is ludicrous, especially considering the place Brawlhalla inhabits within the larger platform fighter community. Riot's MO, historically at least, seems to involve taking understood genre conventions and tweaking them in ways that make players feel powerful, in control. LoL is smooth DotA, Valorant is smooth CS, etc. The whirling cogs of gameplay are greased with countless hours of thoughtful design and player testing. They're masters of efficiency and innovation, certainly but they are NOT inventors. They are artisans, but not auteurs. I don't believe Riot could ever accomplish such a task, nor should they ever be expected to, and frankly, I don't believe YOU believe they could or would either. To indignantly drop a Brawlhalla player count screenshot into my replies like a sopping newborn calf straight from its mothers womb is distasteful and unbecoming. What am I meant to do with this, I wonder? Why is it here? And the true tragedy of it all is that I don't think you know, either. Your fickle will is tainted with a perverse need to be seen, and heard, but not understood. Well, here's your vindication: That fire hydrant IS purple! Very cool.

[WAV Archive @WAVArchive]

INVISIBLE — Duran Duran (2021)

[NAH| Majin「O」bama @ #TatakaiTuesday @2dJazz]

@Nozushii You have no business. You know nothing of ball and dont even know you dont know. You are a twitter avatar and nothing more. You are a seed born from the ignorant darkness of fg twitter, reflected across space and time as a formless anime profile pic. Find God and seek the light

[WAV Archive @WAVArchive]

INVISIBLE — Duran Duran (2021)

[AlexR @ElixirCrafting]

@XyB4rAnGeL @Cyb4rAnG3L No one comment, I need to fumble this one myself.

[mao @maddestmao]

THE PIPE SOUNDS ARE BACK EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TO THIS PERSON

[ploo @CallPlow]

people always say fighting games are a conversation but i like to think it’s more like a first date where we go to a fancy restaurant and i eat the crayons that came with the kids menu

[AlexR @ElixirCrafting]

@Rheloh_ Happy Birthday!

[AlexR @ElixirCrafting]

@Armonte Let me in pls.

[Spectre @spectre0799]

squabble up but the beat is Espresso

[KOF STUDIO @KOFstudio_en]

[FATAL FURY: CotW]
Open beta incoming!📢
Take #CotW for a spin and share your thoughts!

🐺 Roster: 8 fighters (details TBA)
🗓️ Period: Feb 20 (12 AM PST) – Feb 24 (11:59 PM PST)
🎮 Platforms: PS5 / PS4 / Xbox Series X|S / Steam
https://t.co/0IW3azDirL

#KOFstudio #FatalFury

[SNK GLOBAL @SNKPofficial]

[FATAL FURY: CotW]
Open beta incoming!📢
Take #CotW for a spin and share your thoughts!

🐺 Roster: 8 fighters (details TBA)
🗓️ Period: Feb 20 (12 AM PST) – Feb 24 (11:59 PM PST)
🎮 Platforms: PS5 / PS4 / Xbox Series X|S / Steam
https://t.co/TPTTX1OAAX

#FatalFury

[AlexR @ElixirCrafting]

@CallPlow Banger tweet oomf, surely this one will blow up.

[AlexR @ElixirCrafting]

@CallPlow Nice to meet you, Guy Fieri Crab.

[RDT28 @arditoAW]

30 years ago (January 6th, 1995), the 46th episode of Ninja Sentai Kakuranger "New Year's Manga Hell" aired.

Today may not be Friday, but it's still a fine day in California.

S H O O T !

[AlexR @ElixirCrafting]

@camo_bomb this is why we don't you invite you to the function

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

I refuse to believe people like this actually exist 😭😭