Elizabeth Divorcee

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

@Wendys thank you for posting your ingredients on your website. #allergy #allergylife #thumbsup #themoreyou

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

@CrackerBarrel said it was my fault I had an allergic reaction? I should have asked the manager instead of a waitress if carrots were in the watermelon lemonade. This was from the director of Risk and Compliance. #allergy #foodallergy #notsodownhome #notkind

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

Did I tell you @CrackerBarrel said it was my fault I had an allergic reaction? I should have asked the manager instead of a waitress if carrots were in the watermelon lemonade. This was from the director of Risk and Compliance. #allergy #foodallergy #crackerbarrel #aller

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

@Wendys I was looking forward to the new grilled chicken wrap. Instead I was given chicken so dried out and hard my dogs wouldn't eat it. Also, for $9 the quantity was sad. The new pomegranate lemonade was pretty good.

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

@PandaExpress it's $16 for the new sizzling shrimp. I got a whole 3 shrimp, seriously Panda...

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

@panerabread went yesterday, and while the cashier was really friendly, and the store clean the food was stale and hard. It was disappointing for the price.

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

@BajaFresh I would hope for $60 my chicken wouldn't be cold, and I didn't watch them microwave my shrimp. #notfresh #bajafresh #LasVegas

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

@Chase cannot verify my bank because " @Verizon and @Spectrum don't allow it" #issues #Chase #lacking #fixit

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

Anyone else shit their pants at work today? Just me...great 🤦‍♀️ #work #shitposts

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

@ConanOBrien Page protectors

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

I think @googlemaps is a serial killer in disguise. #serialkiller #gps #GoogleMaps #DANGER #truecrime

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

I have never seen an episode of KUWTK. However, last night I had a dream about @kourtneykardash who purchased all her gifts off the clearance aisle at Target for a birthday party. She said that was the only way to shop, clearance #bargain

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

@Wendys never should a manager make a minor deal with a disgruntled patient by hiding in the back. That's ridiculous.

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

Thank you to Francine at McCarren Airport. You made a traumatic experience for an autistic child a comforting encounter. He will remember this forever #thankyou #autism #unaccompaniedminor #SouthwestHeart

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

@sap oh no https://t.co/tm2X6TL9PO

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

@JeffreeStar How are ya?

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

When the actual sandwich looks better than the sandwich on the menu #jackinthebox @jackintheboxww #chicken #hot #fastfood #foodporn

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

@JeffreeStar Seriously it has been a day and it's not even 9:30. This mom needs a vacation.

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

@lizzo posted a video 2 years ago of my kid singing your song on facebook....maybe 10 people saw it. I didn't post it for money but apparently it's an issue with Warner. That's a little sad. #autismrocks #WarnerMedia #seriously

[Elizabeth Divorcee @ElizaDivorcee]

When you have to change your name @Starbucks because you live in a small town and there is another person with your name and they constantly love your drink too #starbucks #sassy #tea #mydrink