Eliza Exner

[p - cat ❤️‍🔥 @calemakarma]

genuinely have never seen a group of uglier men in my life

[elena @grnformicatable]

you can always tell when someone took french instead of spanish in high school

[☆ YT ☆ @ytbouthataction]

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations you’re not fly enough

[^ @whisperandwords]

no one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type

[delusional girl❤️‍🔥 @roobytrap]

my most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore

[yz ☆ @everhero13]

if spotify wrapped calls me a pink pilates princess again this year i might genuinely kill myself

[lockjaw @1stfemaleeunuch]

When i smile at people at the grocery store and they smile back

[emo transsexual façade @no1quippyfan]

i wish i lived in a sitcom and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He was a fucking podcaster

[elena @grnformicatable]

cinephile at the thrift store call that goodwill hunting

[Emily Gilmore Apologist @xoxotaye]

It’s really only about ten of us who hate Chris Brown and we been holding strong for years

[camryn 🐇 @americ4ngrrrl]

There is no way jd vance said that fade into you by mazzy star is his favorite song

[trash jones @jzux]

a poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me

[evelyn @portiaspetrat]

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

white people be like bro you gotta watch better call saul it’s just as good as breaking bad

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

this has got to be the worst week of some kid from the midwest’s life between Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan dying

[Kenty @FakeKenty]

When i see stuff like this in public, I always have to give them a fake compliment to start a little convo just to see their mind work for a few minutes.