Elizabeth Turner

Cold Brew Drinker. Musician. Nonprofit Enthusiast. Character in Pirates of the Caribbean.

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

@CRebeccaR @merrydenise Where is this magical place?

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

Went across the street from work to @BUILDseriesNYC to see @ABlankenbuehler and @NapOnACott talk about the amazing @BandstandBway!

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

.@BandstandBway @NapOnACott @LauraOsnes Oh and @BandstandBway, can we get the soundtrack on Spotify pronto? Want to listen 24/7.

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

Can't stop thinking about @BandstandBway and the incredible tribute to vets by @NapOnACott @LauraOsnes and the rest of the cast. Go see it!

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

@alissamarie NO. That's my birthday.

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

@Spotify needs "cleaning" playlists.

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

A man on the subway is wearing a latex glove to hold the pole. I wonder if he has an extra.

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

It's cute seeing my dad after a weekend without my mom. He's literally sitting here waiting for her to walk in the door.

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

Well, my day was going splendidly until a homeless man verbally harassed me on the train then shoved me for not listening.

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

Duane Reade employee: you're clearly his mom.
Me: actually I'm not.
DRE: BUT YOU TOUCHED HIS BOOGERS?!
Me: I did?

#nannylife

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Greek yogurt is a hearty breakfast if you know what to mix in. I usually go with an entire bagel and cream cheese.

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

@alissamarie The Prince and Me...😁

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

When your roommate hands you wine in a bowl.

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

Just stood behind a woman picking up her sweats from the dry cleaners.

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

Just FYI: there isn't one and it saddens me every time.

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

It's astonishing the amount of times I need a drumsticks emoji.

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

Watching the Bachelorette is so painful and somehow I can't look away.

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

Check out today's Daily Shouts @NewYorker: https://t.co/Cqdect5fFX

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

I will refer to America (the country) as Budweiser, until America sues and Budweiser (the beer) changes its name back again.

[Elizabeth Turner @ElizaGTurner]

Why did I wait 22 years to try a chocolate covered macaroon?