Eliza x

[leah @leah_r04]

I can’t believe Ellie has struck out with both brothers at this point send the dad in and see what happens #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

Katie Price’s scammer husband chilling at home in Dubai after convincing her he’s been kidnapped

[Eliza x @ElizaOReilly]

that time of year where there’s daily discussion of the pollen count

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields.

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

The French executed their last monarchs in 1793.

They welcome more tourists than the UK every year, and Versailles is more or less self-sufficient.

The UK would make MUCH more without the Windsors than with them if we kicked them out of OUR palaces.

VIVE LA RÉPUBLIQUE!

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

Instead of cutting public spending on benefits and services, let’s cut things that are of no benefit or service to the nation.

Here’s where I’d start:

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Abolish the Monarchy.

[Róisín Lanigan @rosielanners]

amazing to think we likely won't see another simultaneous lent, chinese new year, ramadan and disgraced member of the british royal family being arrested in our lifetime

[Eliza x @ElizaOReilly]

eat good at home all weekend come to work and have 3 biscuits for my breakfast

[• @____cm85]

Then it’ll be on ITV2 every Sunday at 4pm for the next 874 years after

[Eliza x @ElizaOReilly]

breaking a new hair bobble in at work is rough i’ve got a tension headache

[Queenie ✌🏾🎀🇯🇲🇬🇧🇪🇸 @Queenie_2312]

When I see tweets like this, I know they’re too young to know about Jade Goody.

Diagnosed with cervical cancer in August 2008 and died March 2009 aged 27.

Go and get your smear test!

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Jodie Comer admits feeling annoyed by all the pensioners doing a big shop in Asda on Saturday afternoon.

“They’ve had all week!” she raged

[Scarlet💌🐾💋 @brinabusywoman]

I can’t believe bed chem was written about this man

[Eliza x @ElizaOReilly]

Jazatha Christie walked so Faraaza Christie could run !!! #TheTraitors

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

how it feels to read some good old fashioned rich people drama

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

The entire UK scrolling through the Beckham memes

[: @_dxllz7]

Deciding to get up

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Shrek 2 is unironically one of the best movies ever made

[Eliza x @ElizaOReilly]

Heavenly father, please release me from the daily dm’s from social media travel agents. Amen.