Eliza Seager

bamboozled like heck

[🫧 snacky 🫧 @candyflippin]

at owen wilson's wedding they exchanged wows

[Eliza Seager @ElizaSeager]

Name me a place you feel more safe as a women than a girls bathroom on a night out

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I feel like I’ll still be calling my mum when I’m 40 to show her that I tidied my room

[Eliza Seager @ElizaSeager]

People putting fake apartment screens up behind them is my favourite thing about virtual meetings

[Eliza Seager @ElizaSeager]

A dentist appointment at 2:30. It’s happened guys.

[Eliza Seager @ElizaSeager]

Was I able to keep a straight face when the dentist called me to re-book me in at 2:30 following a bottle of Prosecco and a pantomime? No

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@Jack_Ginge I’ve done this before as I mistook it for a missed bit of avocado 🥲

[Eliza Seager @ElizaSeager]

Top tier snack selection this afternoon

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@joshaiken1151 I’m already dead inside

[Eliza Seager @ElizaSeager]

Mum just asked the McDonald’s cashier “do you do chicken nuggets?”

[Eliza Seager @ElizaSeager]

Forever the crazy dog lady

[zan’s mom 🦢 @bimbocowgirl]

chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

what, in your opinion, is the worst thing that’s happened in 2020? For me it’s the global coronavirus pandemic

[Eliza Seager @ElizaSeager]

@joshaiken1151 Devastating loss #2020sucks

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Is this what heartbreak feels like???? Who’s getting the princess bombs in?

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The return of the zoom quizzes....

[Eliza Seager @ElizaSeager]

My mum is a troll

[Eliza Seager @ElizaSeager]

My wine sounds like my mcm