Eliza

Keep it real baby seal

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

remember u can always swap out mezcal in a recipe by just muddling a lit cigarette into some tequila

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

drake when he drank that sprite

[Eliza @Eliza_Whitmore]

You can’t listen to imma bee by the black eyed peas and be in a bad mood, it’s just science

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

[Eliza @Eliza_Whitmore]

I wish it was the 2000’s and when I’m mad I can dramatically throw my flip phone off of a cliff, and pay only 50 bucks for a new one.

[Eliza @Eliza_Whitmore]

@Andre_Rivette Scone rock ur lame

[Eliza @Eliza_Whitmore]

@splisgh @kingkrulegroupi Omg

[Eliza @Eliza_Whitmore]

@kingkrulegroupi Omg YES

[i like food @messedupfoods]

just trying to feel something

[Eliza @Eliza_Whitmore]

Can we put Disney adults in the DSM-5

[Eliza @Eliza_Whitmore]

I miss when chipotle was good lol

[elisa @Elisamxo]

@breannnamarie_ no thoughts no matcha just vibes

[trash jones @jzux]

they should do spotify wrapped twice a year. summer me and winter me are listening to completely different music. in fact we are completely different people

[helena riley @freshhel]

U really used to be able to give people a $5 Starbucks gift card.. if u tried that today you’d be executed

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[Eliza @Eliza_Whitmore]

POV you were in high school in 2015