grimace

love your friends, die laughing

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

should i put away my clean laundry pile that’s been there for weeks or should i kill myself

[grimace @ElizaaMarieee]

Mother has spoken. We officially stan Ryan in this household.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Gypsy Rose Blanchard defends her husband from hate comments:

“Ryan, don't listen to the haters […] besides they jealous because you are rocking my world every night...yeah I said it, the D is fire 🔥 happy wife happy life ❤️”

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

did u listen to the song i told u to listen to so u could better understand my psyche or do you want me to die

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

im sorry for being stupid and useless and lazy it will happen again soon . probably later today

[sal @coachellafrogs]

Nitro cold brew secured

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

Sorry I can’t be her

[grimace @ElizaaMarieee]

Okay I simply love Al Weezy, this is officially an Al Weezy stan account. Let my girl cook idc she’s out there livinggggg !

[grimace @ElizaaMarieee]

@McDonalds HOW DOES ONE AQUIRE THE GRIMACE CHRISTMAS SWEATER??? Please I am literally begging

[grimace @ElizaaMarieee]

@clairacurtis For some reason, Hereditary in the AM with some coffee is a favorite!

[grimace @ElizaaMarieee]

Everyone who hovers over the toilet seat in public restrooms and leaves pee on the seat….there is a special, toasty spot in hell for you. Every one of you.

[grimace @ElizaaMarieee]

Thank u to my phone for making me a fun and fresh little slideshow of vet pictures of Clark when she almost died last year 😜🥰 count your days apple and I’m sooooo fr 😭

[grimace @ElizaaMarieee]

There is something so decadent and sooo sexy about pouring an energy drink over a cup of ice