Elizabeth Green

[Elizabeth Green @ElizaabethG]

@_shelby_rose SAME!

[lex @brownbarb1e]

I hate the “who wanna raise a newborn at 30?” argument lmfao. because baby MEEE, I do!

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

[Elizabeth Green @ElizaabethG]

You know you’re an adult when you have a designated “Aldi’s Quarter” in your car

[Elizabeth Green @ElizaabethG]

@Kinzie_Aysha It is really frustrating because how big is America’s obesity problem actually if we’re going based off the BMI scale?? I don’t consider myself obese so like… 🤔

[Elizabeth Green @ElizaabethG]

@Kinzie_Aysha I know 😂 a BMI of 30 or higher is considered obese and I’m like 30.04 lol I don’t take it to heart because I’m short and curvy. I workout, eat right and everything but I’m part of America’s obesity problem 🤣

[Elizabeth Green @ElizaabethG]

@morgan_koza His parents helped him escape… 🤐

[kirchigo💮 @GOTKIRS]

me when I put furniture together by myself

[Elizabeth Green @ElizaabethG]

@itsmorgo I will seriously cry if they do 😭

[Elizabeth Green @ElizaabethG]

@itsmorgo Yes I love them so much and the movie was just… so bad. I’m kinda hoping Netflix starts a series like they did with Shadow and Bone 👀

[Elizabeth Green @ElizaabethG]

@itsmorgo My favorite series of all time 🥰 definitely my comfort books

[Elizabeth Green @ElizaabethG]

McDonald’s raising the price of sweet tea just adds onto the list of things of why 2020 sucks

[Elizabeth Green @ElizaabethG]

After almost a year of dating and ordering pizza with pepperonis, my boyfriend and I realized that we both don’t like pepperonis... we just ate it because we thought the other person did 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Elizabeth Green @ElizaabethG]

This has to be the Midwest version (bc its right) all the rest are just weird 😭

[ᴊᴏʏʙᴏɪ ²⁻²⁵ @preciousjrenae]

@discounthannah mine was

“with an eeps ipes opes oops. pepsi cola ginger ale. gingeralegingeralegingeralegingeralegingerale.
pepsi cola ginger ale 7-up, 7-up, 7-up you’re OUT”

[Elizabeth Green @ElizaabethG]

#CancelLadyAntebellum . You don’t get to change your band name because it’s racist, just to bully a black artist in giving you the stage name she has been using for YEARS. I hope the judge makes the right call on this lawsuit..

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

@ShadowTodd So like they did a whole press release about a new name and didn't even take 5 seconds to google if it was taken? Kids prepare more than this before picking their gamertags

[Elizabeth Green @ElizaabethG]

@_shelby_rose I was taught question mark and exclamation point

[Elizabeth Green @ElizaabethG]

Here is the same disrupting racism guide but for non-Black POC

https://t.co/gtOlflMhNN

#blm #disruptingracism

[Elizabeth Green @ElizaabethG]

Here’s a guide for white people to talk about disrupting racism and how to talk to people in our lives that are racist. If you’re not doing anything, at the very least, do this.
https://t.co/F5a2n9d1si

[Elizabeth Green @ElizaabethG]

@itsmorgo Okay same! When I first started watching it, I thought it was terrible and Joey was cringy, but then I ended up liking it and loved Joey 😂